Toby Keith - Shitty Golfer lyrics
[Toby Keith - Shitty Golfer lyrics]
I'm a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife
I've been out there hackin' every
Day of my life
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
And new Taylormade driver didn't
Make me any better
Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin
I roll 'em in the bunker's man
I hit 'em again
Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked
It out in the street
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green
To the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right
Up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five
Hey, I'm a shitty golfer, most of us are
But we carry our clubs in
The back of our cars
What else you gonna do when
You're out of town
And you need to waste a whole
Day and shoot another round
Man, I played Augusta
And I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough to be 88
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green
To the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right
Up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five, oh yeah
You can put me down for a five
I've been out there hackin' every
Day of my life
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
And new Taylormade driver didn't
Make me any better
Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin
I roll 'em in the bunker's man
I hit 'em again
Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked
It out in the street
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green
To the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right
Up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five
Hey, I'm a shitty golfer, most of us are
But we carry our clubs in
The back of our cars
What else you gonna do when
You're out of town
And you need to waste a whole
Day and shoot another round
Man, I played Augusta
And I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough to be 88
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green
To the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right
Up there in the leather
If you call that good
And let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five, oh yeah
You can put me down for a five