Toby Keith - The Size I Wear lyrics
[Toby Keith - The Size I Wear lyrics]
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here
Me and old John, we were chucking some beers
Friday night about a half past ten
When a block of secretaries came strutting in
The one in the front was a little too tall
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle
As cute as could be
The one in the middle was looking at me
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
I said ‘do you wanna dance
’ she said ‘yes I do’
We did the two-step shuffle
And the jitterbug too
Now John didn’t like it but
He was being a friend
He danced with this one and that
One and this one again
A slow song came on
We were locked down tight
John said ‘hey buddy
You can’t hog her all night’
Well you’re a mighty big fella
But, I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress
Or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Hey you’re a mighty big fella
But, I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Stand over there John
I’ll be done in just a minute
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here
Me and old John, we were chucking some beers
Friday night about a half past ten
When a block of secretaries came strutting in
The one in the front was a little too tall
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
But the one in the middle
As cute as could be
The one in the middle was looking at me
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
I said ‘do you wanna dance
’ she said ‘yes I do’
We did the two-step shuffle
And the jitterbug too
Now John didn’t like it but
He was being a friend
He danced with this one and that
One and this one again
A slow song came on
We were locked down tight
John said ‘hey buddy
You can’t hog her all night’
Well you’re a mighty big fella
But, I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
You can take that waitress or
The blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
She was round in the places
She’s supposed to be round
Now you can take the waitress
Or the blonde over there
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Hey you’re a mighty big fella
But, I don’t care
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Stand over there John
I’ll be done in just a minute