Madchild, Tom MacDonald - Feminutz lyrics

Women think they should be
Treated equal to men
Except when men aren't treated good
Then they're fine being them
Feminism's definition to men is
That we are evil
Why aren't women evil too? You
Said that we're equal
Y'all glorify strippers like
"You go girl gets your salary"
So if you objectify yourself
It's actually empowering?
Those are double standards
Underhanded tricks of the trade
It's chivalry if he's cute
It's sexist if he is lame
Y'all keep saying that we generalize women
Okay you said that men are all pigs, like
"Is that not the same?"
Y'all so desperate to fight
You can't even see the hypocrisy
Women degrade the men and that's
Your kind of equality
Making Barbies with bodies
Unrealistic for ladies
That's not oppressive
Have you seen how jacked up Batman is lately?
God made us different to
Complement both our weaknesses
I build houses, you make dinner
We're vaginas and penises

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful
And giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you

No more Gucci, Channel
You gon' buy it yourself so we're equal
You don't care about my fame or my wealth?
Great, you can pay for half the rent
You can pay for half the meals
And I'm not talking Happy Meals, no roses
No more daffodils
You want equality and don't
Need anyone's help so at the club now
You can wait in line with everyone else
Now hold the door
Open for me before we get in the car
Speaking of car
I need that 50 grand by tomorrow
Look, I can mow the front yard
You can mow the back yard
I'll paint half the house
You pain the other, it ain't that hard
Make your dinner by six
Freshly cooked out the pan
When you ask how you look
I'll say you look like the man
And if you ask to be held
I'll just give you a pound
Don't forget your wallet when we both
Go out on the town
I just wanna make sure that you're
A solid girl and stand up
If you wanna cry on my shoulder
I'll tell you: "Man up"

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful
And giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you

Feminism fought for equal pay and
The right to vote now it's different
Y'all want masculinity out our homes
Women privilege
Y'all won't stop until you hose-run the world
I ain't sexist 'cause it's wrong and
Being wrong is for girls

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful
And giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you
Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful
And giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you