Madchild, Tom MacDonald - That’s Gay lyrics

Hey, everything's gay, and
That's not offensive, it's something we say
It's not a kick in the gut
I ain't pinching your
Butt, I don't hate how you love
It's a phrase
It's really gay in our day and age
We take gay jokes so serious
You're Fruit Loop, I'm a Cheerio
And they're both amazing cereals
I don't kiss dudes, I don't hold
Hands, but if you do, that's fine
Y'all should thank people for being straight
We're the reason that you're alive
Like, come on, guys, no gay jokes
Get it? "Cum on guys"
LOL, LGBTQ, I'm kidding, you'll be fine
You can call me gay all day, I understand
And I'm not queer
I could say you're packing fudge
I know you're not a chocolatier
You can hate me 'cause I say
Things like "retarded" and "that's gay"
And if you think that I mean it
That's retarded and you're gay

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say

That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day

Sometimes I wish I was gay, man
I'd smashed every bitch in this place
And I am a slut
I could walk into clubs and have
20 new dicks in my face
No Shark Week, no crazy periods, most
Girls I meet are crazy, period
So I'll admit, that made me curious
Couldn't turn gay that made furious
I'm a straight white male
That's gay as fuck
Guys say I'm cute? I say: "What's up?"
Man, good for you, man, live your life
Man, I love pussy though, I'm alright, man
Hey, women are whole different creatures
Still tryna figure them out
I'mma keep working on that
I just can't put your dick in my mouth
"You don't get to choose", I guess
It's just how you were born, ayy
I tried to watch ladyboy porn
But I almost threw up in my shorts
But I came first, just
Aim, squirt, cum-stained shirt
Then I felt gross
And I called the girl I was
Dating that week, she came over
And I held her close

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say

That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day

I'm not gay, if you are, then that's okay
And I can say what I want
And you can hate it
If you're straight, then do something lame
I'll say it's gay, it's gay, it's gay

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say

That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay
Stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day