Tonedeff - Battle Rhyme Hookers lyrics

This here is like Rosanne winning
The lottobeating me? Fat chance
You couldn't flip shit
With a turd and a spatula doing a handstand
In a gravity chamber
Lacking with the lame attack
You're rapping back with
You're stepping to Massive flames to
Find you're made of Plastic
You get your Ass whipped
Like donkeys to discipline you SUCK
You've been harassing your mother for
Sip her tit's again
The think-speed of my mind is blistering
But, you're slow in the head
Like niggas fishing for sharks
In Lake Michigan i'll twist your skin with
Some verbal conditioning
Cause me squishing your head is easy
Like tricking bitches in Switzerland
You're wishing when you think


You've stuck me spitting
You could put a hole in my paper and
You still couldn't fuck with my writtens
Nigga, you're sweet like puppies and kittens
You milk wackness like Bad Boy uses Biggie
Tapes to keep Puffy in business
I shutter your senses

Whenever I mutter a sentence
With more oral reconstruction than could
Ever come from a dentist even with pretense
You could never prevent this
Senseless rhyme chemist
From injecting kids so their jaws
Lock with tetanus infections
Direct the aggression you're
Tempted to threaten
Me with and battle yourself
Cause expelling my name from your lungs
Is bad for your health
I've amassed a wealth of trophies
From kids who provoked me
Even Jamaican kids say you're less
Of a MON than Poke
I'm wherever the Gumby, Dammit
Chewing impostors
I've even been known to punch
Lines like Coke sniffing boxers
I dug nostradamus out of his
Grave tell me your future
Said NAS was pissed you stole his style
And was coming to shoot ya
Your crying pleas for help are met
With the stone face of Medusa
You rapping is funny
But, I'll leave you in stitches like sutures
I'm as equal a threat to producers
As I am to Rappers lyrical He-Man
Atop of the Universe is where
I hold my Masters
Fuck France, I scream, 'viva la Tonedeff'!
Bitch, Your rhyme was out of place
Just like niggas that's homeless
I'll extort for things that you ain't own yet
I'll stick your head in a freezer for 3 days
Just to see how cold your toes get
I bubble with glee when
There's trouble with me

I got you more weak in the
Knees than Chris Reeves in SWV
Pull up a chair as I'm grasping your mandible
The memory of you existed's the
Only thing that's Intangible
Tonedeff is actual, living, but really though
Cause, I'm nastier than 4000 of
Them German shit-fetish videos
More lines than Skinemax got titty-shows
Just trying to take me down is is like
Trying to sink a plastic bag of Cheerios
I'm Cereal Killer
Stalking Lucky the Leprechaun
Popped the Porcupine for the Corn he
Was spitting within his lexicon
Fucked your girl in the bed you rested on
I'm gonna get you!" It'll be me, the rhythm
And Gloria Estefan
Emilio ain't feeling no lyrics you droppin
You're getting shot-up like kids in
3D movies in Compton

Ill psychologically Melt you down
Like 1 inch candles
Cause even if you're a tough guy
You'll be needing a shrink like Tony Soprano
Man, oh, man, oh, mani'm nice
With volumes of rhymes that knock
Harder than Jay-Z's life
I'll make your brain freeze twice
Like chugging a double slurpee
In the kiss of the spiderwoman
William couldn't Hurt me
Cause you could train harder than
Subway cars in Dojos
And I'll still be makin ya run raps
'til your heart bursts like your
Fuckin name was FloJo