Tonedeff - Disappointed lyrics

Lust, once ya feel it in your bones, yo
You know you can’t stop it
Understand? Let me expand while
We’re on the topic
I date plain Janes, hot chicks
But, I usually only fuck with female pilots
Cause they got the illest cockpit's
Ha, and if the crotch fit's, wear it
I’m the type of Martha Fokker to ditch a
Bitch the day before I meet the parents
She’s embarrassed she’s dating a rapper
– with baggy pants
Pick her up from mass, system on blast
Grabbing her ass glad we could smash
But, I gotta move on to the next chick
I’m an outgoing male, I send one off
And I get one back like Netflix
Now get this, when you’re sexually reckless
You could have a girl
That cooks you breakfast
But still seek the rejection
Of some leggy temptress
She’s like your petty deathwish
You be dressed in your best shit
Tryna silence the skeptics
Upset kids called her a ho
And I hoped to god it was true
Cause see, a ho fuck everybody
And a bitch fuck everybody but you
I’d forget about it, but soon
I behold it’s a sign
Envisioned a coked-out Whitney singing
"Moment In Time, " when I told her I rhymed
And fames the best aphrodisiac known to man
Cause now we holding hands
Saying ‘lets blow this stand’
And I hate to spoil plans
Now that we rolling, I’m the Trojan man
She’s stroking it fast i’m jonesing for ass
But, I almost choked on the gas
When I opened her pants
So potent a blast of fish that It was scary
Man i snatched the pine tree
From the rearview mirror
Then sandwiched it within her hairy clam

This is just another sad song
For times like this
When everything’s mad wrong
You missed your chance
You gotta keep your pants on
When things don’t go your way go your way
It’s another assless night
When the shorty your with isn’t acting right
You’re forced to fuck chicks who
Aren’t half as tight
When things don’t go your way go your way

I got pussy, pussy
Pussy on my mind and it’s killing me
2 or 3 at a time, menage a trois or a trilogy
I really feel the need to sing this song
Cause, I dated a bi chick for 3 years
And I never got my threesome on
There’s only so many tricks that one
Woman can teach a schlong
And even Cheech & Chong agree
More than one freak sure beats the bong
But, I’ve reached the wall, and yo
I’ve only failed
Knowing that getting the most
Available hoes with tail
To bone & bail’s the holy grail
Now for the solo male there isn’t
The fattest chance in hell
You can ask two bad frat chicks to
Nail without landing your ass in jail
And that’s the real haphazard deal
When one set of tit's ain’t enough
Ya’ want wetter clit's, save the hunt, Son
You better just pay to fuck
The way my luck is
On whether I’ll get or get got
Is slim, but if the chance
Comes, I can’t front, i’ll give it a shot
And I’m shitting you not

The day came when I was put to the test
Because of my stage name I met
These three hookers looking for sex
They claimed Janessa
Brooke & Beth were their governments
And they wanted to triple the pleasure
Triple the fun like they were doublemint
I’m stuttering, i’m looking down at my dick
2 chicks is rubbing it
Beth tells me just to look at her tongue
And then imagine my cum on it
Then, suddenly one of ‘em starts crying
Some shit bout her ex man
And when one chicks in need
The two others WILL ditch the sex plan
With staff in hand, I’m asking
"Is it the time for this shit?"
From the back of the pack I hear
"Can’t you keep your mind off your dick?"
Ain' that a bitch?