Tripod - I Hate Your Family (Censored) lyrics
[Tripod - I Hate Your Family Censored lyrics]
I'm lighting a candle
As I'm looking through the window
To the town square
The snow covered streets are lonely and bare
The town Christmas tree
Winks mockingly at me
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
I wrapped my last gift and
Put the cellotape away
Checked the answering machine
And in the distance, a choir sings
About the joy that Christmas brings
But, it's making me feel blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
But it breaks my heart that that's
The place I just can't be
Cause, I hate your family
Thats right can't stand 'em
Now let me tell you a little
Something a little bit about why
I'll tell you a story
The day I met you
I knew you could get me through
When we're alone, my world is complete
You're all that I need
But when your family call
They shit me up the wall
Spending time with them just
Makes my brain bleed
But, it's making me feel blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
But, I'd rather string my nuts
Up to a Christmas tree
Cause, I hate your family
The night I first met them the dog was drunk
And your father he threatened me with a knife
Your sister showed me her collection of eels
And what she did then will
Stay with me for life
I can't forget it and it's making me blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
Cos I'd rather sneeze, Tangle my skis
Crash into some trees and break
One of my knees and freeze at -50 degrees
I can't stand to spend
Christmas with your family
And im crying now i've got
To spend it with mine
As I'm looking through the window
To the town square
The snow covered streets are lonely and bare
The town Christmas tree
Winks mockingly at me
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
I wrapped my last gift and
Put the cellotape away
Checked the answering machine
And in the distance, a choir sings
About the joy that Christmas brings
But, it's making me feel blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
But it breaks my heart that that's
The place I just can't be
Cause, I hate your family
Thats right can't stand 'em
Now let me tell you a little
Something a little bit about why
I'll tell you a story
The day I met you
I knew you could get me through
When we're alone, my world is complete
You're all that I need
But when your family call
They shit me up the wall
Spending time with them just
Makes my brain bleed
But, it's making me feel blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
But, I'd rather string my nuts
Up to a Christmas tree
Cause, I hate your family
The night I first met them the dog was drunk
And your father he threatened me with a knife
Your sister showed me her collection of eels
And what she did then will
Stay with me for life
I can't forget it and it's making me blue
Cause, I should be spending
Christmas with you
Cos I'd rather sneeze, Tangle my skis
Crash into some trees and break
One of my knees and freeze at -50 degrees
I can't stand to spend
Christmas with your family
And im crying now i've got
To spend it with mine