Tripod - Outtakes from Urinetown lyrics
[Tripod - Outtakes from Urinetown lyrics]
There's nothing to damp your mood
Or get you down in Urine Town
We don't have problems
That we can't work out wee, wee, weeeee
In Urine Town
Hey Mister, I'm new in town
Can you show me the way to the theatre?
I've just come all the
Way down from Pissburgh
And I'm going to make it big!
I'm going to write my name
On every wall in town!
You might as well go home, son
You might as well go home
The urine factory's closed
And you (mutters incomprehensibly)
Sorry? You might as well go home
No, no, no, move on, next
There used to be a steady stream of gold here
And now it's wet and cold here
Since the urine factory closed down
What's wrong with you, Mister? I'm so pissed
Right
Excuse me who are you?
I'm the guy who tells you
About the town meeting
Town meeting? I'd better go!
(Assorted people talking at once)
Order! Order!
It's all gone to piss here in Urine Town
It's all gone down the drain
Nothing gets passed here in Urine Town
What are we gonna do?
We might as well go home
Oh, don't listen to him, he's pissed
Order! The mayor wants to speak
Order, yes!
Yes, it's all gone to piss here in Urine Town
But, if we all pull together as a team
We can push through the pack
Here in Urine Town
It's not over 'till the siren
Goes in Urine Town
If we kick another goal here in Urine Town
Yes, but what are we going to do?
(Interrupting) Oh
Excuse me i've got an idea!
Awww he's my favourite guy!
Sorry, I wrecked it, do it again
It's my favourite go on
Yes, but what are we going to do? yeah!
All right, okay
Umm "Yes, I liked Tripod
But it was predominantly stupid voices"
I've got an idea i've come from Pissburgh
And we do things differently up there
Did you know you can make your own urine?
Sounds of disagreement) That's preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous! Preposterous! Preposterous!
Hear me out! Preposterous!
Hear me out! Preposterous!
Hear me out! Preposterous!
Hear me out preposterous
Hear me out preposterous
Hear me out preposter it's your line terous
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Shh! Quiet everyone, quiet
No, quiet! I believe in him
She was the most beautiful
Thing I'd ever seen
Skin as white as porcelain
Take your glasses off and let
Your hair hang down
Eyes as blue as the bluest
Water you can imagine
A handy duck-shaped neck
For getting at those hard-to-reach places
I felt that until this moment I had
Pissed my life against the wall
So come on
Everyone! Why don't we do things our way?
Get in a circle and pull your pants down!
From now on, the future is in your own hands!
The future's bright and clear in Urine Town
From that day on
Everyone made their own urine
You can hear for miles
Around the hissing sound
And we broke off the
Yoke of corporate oppression in Urine Town
And I married that girl in Urine Town