Turbonegro - Stroke The Shaft lyrics
[Turbonegro - Stroke The Shaft lyrics]
It's not that hard
Scrub it, Rub it, sing along
It's not that hard say it, pray it
Turn on the mic and work it like a child
Don't talk to me about wasted youth
Like it's going out of style
This is the pipe you cannot smoke
This is the beast that you may stroke
But in a case of emergency - come on
And stroke the shaft
Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast
The heads off limit's
Grip the staff, at the mast, cast a grasp
The heads off limit's
Scorch it, torch, make it blaze
Man that was rad
Stroke it, don't choke it, just provoke
It, man that was bad, bad as
This is a pipe you can not smoke
This is a beast that you may stroke
But in a case of emergency
Break the glass - and stroke the shaft
Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast
The heads off limit's
Grip the staff at the mast, cast a grasp
The heads off limit's
Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast
The heads off limit's
Grip the staff at the mast, razz ma tazz
The heads off limit's
Wooaahhh do you remember "Too Fast For Love"?
We fit together like hand in glove
We used to make shit levitate baby
We were soooo gotta get my shaft stroked