Twisted Insane, Dayo G - Black Christmas lyrics

They find me in the middle of your roof
(poof)
I told em I was working on the night shift
(you lying nigga) they told me I was lying
But, I promise if anybody try me
With the perfect timing I light shit
Double cup a persons up and I sign a slut
People think I'm here and go psychotic man
You told em that you want a
Couple things I know they told
You they would get it but I
Promise it was not today
Lifting weight so I can get
This motherfucking tree up the
Chimney off the Henney bitch I
Mix it with the Creatine
Bracking with the rapping fuck it must've
Been the B in me
Always bout the treat cause I
Be blowing on my greenery
Laughing when they saying they defeating me


Why the fuck I'm breathing?
Ain't nobody ever seeing me
I got em wondering at night like
What the fuck he bringing me?
Holy shit, what the fuck he feeding me?
It's gon be a Black Christmas

Yeah, jolly with the roll been strapped
Got em when I shoot red hat
All the way to boots red sack
Fill it with the loot
It's gon be a Black Christmas

Run up on Santa 3 holes in his chest
Mrs santa Claus blowing for bread
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It's gon be a Black Christmas
I'm like a Robin, no poor on my guys
Stop and celebrate snort up a line
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It's gon be a Black Christmas

I woke up on Christmas Day
Santa's sleigh on my roof
I ran back into my house and
Told my dad to look
He came out to take a peak
That is when, Krampus leaked
Caught my dad two little pieces
Now his brain is cooked triv

I'm sorry that I had to ruin Christmas
People say I'm kinda like a Scrooge
Put a couple bodies in the ditches
Told em all I blame it on the booze
Fucked around and saw it on the news
Finally, crime is getting famous and they
Got me on the TV
Sick of all this talk about this Santa
When I catch him I'mma cut
Him into itty-bitty pieces
Finally when at night when I was
Waiting about 3 or 4
Caught him with his reindeer and
His beat up vehicle
Knew he hit up every house and
Only had bout 3 to go
He went down the chimney and I know
It's bout to be some smoke, nigga
Put a phone by the reindeer I said that
Hop up outta the chimney
Took his red sack and his red hat
Better not say another word I will
Burst with this lead stack
Have a nigga lay out by the reindeer
You came here i did that
Krampus nigga remember the name next year
December 24th I be the hoes turn a death ear
Tune into the broadband
Better hurry up get neck ear
I come back with The Return and
I'm all burned they best fear
Faded off the Eggnog and winter Jack
Candy-cane lane, bloodstains on Santas sack
Caught him in the snow with a
Sword and a battle axe
Excuse me little wee blood need
It for my cataract

I woke up on Christmas Day
Santa's sleigh on my roof
I ran back into my house and
Told my dad to look
He came out to take a peak
That is when, Krampus leaked
Caught my dad two little pieces
Now his brain is cooked
It's gone be a Black Christmas

Yeah, jolly with the roll been strapped
Got em when I shoot red hat
All the way to boots red sack
Fill it with the loot
It's gon be a Black Christmas

Run up on Santa 3 holes in his chest
Mrs santa Claus blowing for bread
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It's gon be a Black Christmas
I'm like a Robin, no poor on my guys
Stop and celebrate snort up a line
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It's gon be a Black Christmas

It's gon be a black Christmas