Twisted Insane, Charlie Ray - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark lyrics

Sit down, let me talk to you, kids
I'mma tell you all a story
It might get a little gory
But, I promise you that it will not be boring

Under your bed at night
There's really monsters
I'm telling you this because
I've really seen them
They're scary, and hairy, and
Eat up the kids with big ol teeth and so

You better be ready to run
With the evil I said we be killin
Be eatin them kiddies and ready to feed
Hoping and peepin' and ready to
Fill you with treason
They only get period dreams like
Freddie on Elm Street

So when you in the bed
And you hear that noise
Something's in the closet
Messing with your toys
It could be a ghost, it could be a monster
And it likes to eat little girls and boys

You're A monster - Scary stories
When they see me coming, bet they screaming
You're A monster - Scary stories
When they see me coming - LISTEN!

Let me tell you a story
It'll fill you with glory
I know not if you will survive
These twisted procedures and
Monstrous creatures
It’s gon' be one hell of a ride

Listen kids, this is sad
I don't know how you will react
(Where's mommy at?) just last night
Mommy got ate up by a monster bat
Wit' big ol' wings and big ol' fangs
And they likes to eat
Little kiddie's brains and (I'm scared)
Why you're scared? (There are monsters)
I'm Twisted Insane

I could've been the one that's
Under your bed at night
That's grabbing up at yo' feet and
Runnin' away from the light
My thoughts are wicked as fuck
My thinking is never right
I'm murderin' any and everyone comin'
Up into my sight

Make it a habit to grudge it
And get in the sick of their pride
Stuck up on everything envious
(hallawack?) cause I will be
In the beginning I killed on the sinner night
Hit em with venom and then they get logged up
Addicted to killing em, then I'ma sing

You're A monster! - Scary stories
When they see me coming, bet they screaming
You're A monster! - Scary stories
When they see me coming - LISTEN!

Let me tell you a story
It'll fill you with glory
I know not if you will survive
These twisted procedures and
Monstrous creatures
It’s gon' be one hell of a ride

You know, son, when I was a little kid
I saw a monster (What kind of monster?)
A real, real scary monster (I'm scared)
Heh heh heh heh
Don't be scared, son it's just me come here!
Remember the story about the big bad wolf
Who wanted to eat the little pigs?
Remember the story about the big bad wolf
Who wanted to eat the little kids?

They're runnin away and they jumpin
Up into their house
Hoping, and wishing that when they come
He don’t conquer
Son, I'mma tell you a secret about me
Don't freak out
But, I'ma just let you to know
That your daddy is a monster

You're A monster! - Scary stories
When they see me coming, bet they screaming
You're A monster! - Scary stories
When they see me coming - LISTEN!

Let me tell you a story
It'll fill you with glory
I know not if you will survive
These twisted procedures and
Monstrous creatures
It’s gon' be one hell of a ride