Twiztid - Birds and Bees lyrics
[Twiztid - Birds and Bees lyrics]
Welcome to the beautiful experience
Of sex education
I'm Mr madrox, Mr rights is on vacation
I'll be teachin' you about
The birds and bees
And while first time you nut
It feels like you gotta pee
This here is Stacy, she's my assistant
Skilled in oral pleasure and
Loves getting fisted
Look how her cupcake's parched and dry
Place your hand on her knee and
Slide to her inner thigh
Normally, on a hooker
We would plunge right in
But this is for education
And learning purposes
Two fingers rubbing in a circle
In hеr honey pie
Notice how shе's moaning and
Groaning and getting high
Then grab the penis right by the base
And insert it between her lips
Or Stacy's pretty face
See how she suck it to the balls like a Dyson
Time to knock her cupcake out like Mike Tyson
They wanna taste my honey
You'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game
If you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it
I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done
I don't want her
Sorry kids, Mr jamie got fired (What?)
Fuck him, right? At least I got hired! (Shit)
Now let's get back to business
You watch and remember Stacy
The wonderful assistant
The first thing I'm telling
The boys is bareback
A condom is for people who
Care if she's pregnant
Number two is number two
Cop a squat right over
That bitch and straight
Sounds crazy, but she'll love that shit
Sweet christ
Man! These kids are getting sick!
Now one more thing before I go
The most important of all things to know goes
Most hoes don't know what they'll like
So a little bit of force is alright
It don't matter if
'Cause you just want some pussy
They wanna taste my honey
You'll have to wait and see
Let's see if you got game
If you know 'bout the birds and bees
I think she's ready for it
I'm 'bout to put it on her
After I get that honey from her, I'm done
I don't want her
Dead man walking!