Twiztid - Fuckonthe1stdate lyrics

Hi! My name's Lisa
I'm what some people call a sex addict
I mean just because I like to have
Sex with a lot of boys
It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
And suck cock and all that, you know?
I mean I usually just tell 'em "Pull that
Muthafucka out and let me see it
And get started"

Now let me introduce myself as the man
Fucking every bitch in the world
Just cuz I can and I won't even play with
You bitches that don't fuck all I know
You could be a dude with ya nuts tucked
I don't need all the stress
And all the games
And all the callin' me names
And frontin' like you're sane
Bitch, you ain't shit but a ho and a trick


And all you're good for is
Hopefully fucking and sucking dick
Wanna blame it on my music?
Well that'll never happen
Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like
You before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on
That ass and butt cheek
And get my dick to splashin'
And cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid
Any hookers here tonight is
Lookin' to get paid?
Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stinkin'
Bitches thinkin' about my cash
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass

Bitch wit' the big lips
I'm a young nigga with crazy funk in my hips
And I can make you do
Things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night
You want me to fuck you
Hey bitch, that's a nice ass
Lemme see you strip down to flesh
And show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants
And I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera
No need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like sex? Well, me too
I'm gon' pull my dick out and
This is what we gon' do
Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused
And numb for weeks
You say you never sucked dick
A minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got creamsicle filling on
Ya tongue and lips
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass

You can tell it from the get-go bitch
I ain't the one
And strictly for your info bitch
You ain't the bomb
I done fucked many two and
Three hoes at the time
And the most hoes I fuck in
One night is like five (Damn)
You can say I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my steez
Then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right
Let a killer know if ya fuckin' tonight

Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver
Is within my arm reach (Just so stubbly)
Leave a rash on my cock
Burned up, cradle, and duds are icy hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box
And rub the butt of a nigga named Madrox?
Half hour killer with an hour worth a dick
So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey bitch!
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether
Or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak
Say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the
First date I'm leaving that ass

Stupid bitch!
What the fuck you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck?!
Who the fuck you think you
Are, motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch?
I don't like that shit
And I don't like you!
So if you ain't fuckin'
You need to bounce, bitch!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!