Twiztid - Hydro (Bong Water Remix) lyrics

Now all these people wanna smoke
Some weed with Twiztid
And see if we really smoke all that's listed
From bubblegum to super skunk one to five
Even smoked a little bit of some
Shit they call the beehive
I been to Europe and made Amsterdam cry
'Cause me and Madrox straight
Smoked them hoes dry i'm like fuck Cheech
He don't even hit the bong
And I did thirty days for
Drinkin' cleanall with Tommy Chong
I shot a movie wit the guy from Half Baked
He didn't smoke but he was funny so
I guess hе's only half fake
So rake the seeds out your
Weed I'm not smokin'
That shit you'rе 'bout to roll up
To me don't even look potent
And I ain't chokin' off
These stems and seeds
And why does everybody say they
Smoke more weed than me?
It's not a race, it ain't no contest
Winner roll the weed up
Think about that and keep a treat up

From the cough of the green
Ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make
A motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled
Blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care
(Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win
(Come and smoke with me)

All real smokers break buds to this
And all you part-time pot smokers
Take a listen
Man, you're smokin' lawn clippings
Why you bullshittin'?
Roll your whole house to five joints and
Burn it all in one sittin'
I'm hardly buzzin'
I think you got the shaft
Cousin told you it was sticky sticky
But I guess it really wasn't
They just sold you a headache inside a bag
And from where I'm from
We call it bammer booty shwag
It might seem like we don't smoke no
Weed just because you're standin' there
But everybody's blazin' up as
Soon as you disappear
You can smell the fuckin'
Weed when it's lit
And that's as close as you can get
When I be smokin' my shit
'Cause you're a freeloadin' weed smoker
Everybody knows one
You can bet a million dollars
He ain't got none
I gotta smoke a lot of weed to get high
And I don't need your freeloadin' lips
So say goodbye

From the cough of the green
Ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make
A motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled
Blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care
(Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win
(Come and smoke with me)

One puff and it blows your head off
Second puff you're set off
The third choke and shit on your
Chest your wanna let off pass the joint
Past the point of bein to' down
I'm so high that my heartbeat's
Startin' to slow down
Fingernails are roach clips
For gourmet smokin'
Smashed up glass pieces slash
My whole face open
I'm zonin' and I don't feel a thing
I probably won't recall a
Single thing that's happening
My medicine is sold by the dope man
(Quarters and halves)
And big boys and QP's that
Come wit fat price tags
(How much are your spendin?)
Whatever it takes
To get rid of all these headaches and shakes
Make no mistakes
I come wit green for the green
An even exchange
No money for no bag of brown backyard boogie
I get so high that you would have
To rip me out of the sky
For the feeling that the real green provides

From the cough of the green
Ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make
A motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled
Blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care
(Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win
(Come and smoke with me)

Not a day goes where I'm broken
To the point where I can't take it
So where's your five at?
I gotta see somethin' and if you
Then you ain't smokin' nothin'
Not a day goes where I'm broken
To the point where I can't take it
So where's your five at?
I gotta see somethin' and if you
Then you ain't smokin' nothin'