Twiztid - Off the Chain lyrics

Daddy I'm high as a cloud
Floating looking to touch
Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on
Like them average ass titties of yours
Now I done seen many
Many pairs of titties before
But them titties right there
Look suckable to me
With the nipple in the middle where
The sucker supposed to be
She got a kinda banging booty
Kinda more not than so
If I don't drop this load
My nuts are gonna explode

Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly
All I want to do is get some ass tonight
And if I
Play my cards right and smoke this weed
Then I'll be swimming in some
Ass like the tsunami
And it won't matter if she
Kinda looks like a he
Cause as long as I stay high
They're all dimes to me
Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree
Getting high hoping this ugly
Bitch will fuck me

Now you look like Madonna with
A splash of J-Lo
Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole
Cause when I'm smoking every girl
I see seems to be so off the chain
A little Gwen Stefani and
Some Fergie and Brittney
Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie
Cause when I'm smoking every girl
I see seems to be so off the chain

Sometimes we would get high in the back
And there'd always be this girl
With a super nipple rack and I
Wouldn't hit it with a bat
If I'm not stoned
But fuck it since I'm high
Little ugly got boned
I'm in the zone I'm high
Kinda trippin off of this
Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch
Goddamnit, I love this weed
Cause every last bitch looks good to me

Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone
Ain't no reason that banging ass need
To be having pants on
I like that upside down heart
That lives inside you g-string
Packed to the max with needful things
Like coochie and butt watch
It jiggle and such
As she walks by with that run way strut
I'm mesmerized on how much
Ass calf n' thighs
You managed to stuff inside them Levi's

You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy
With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce
Cause when I'm smoking every girl
I see seems to be so off the chain
A little Paris Hilton and
Some Gretchen Wilson
With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson
Cause when I'm smoking every girl
I see seems to be so off the chain

Your lips are just so soft and supple
I'm willing to bet the farm she
Got a tight moose knuckle
I'm seeing so many turkeys that
I wouldn't mind stuffing
Like that one right here
I bet she like it rough and hard
And if she wanna cuddle right quick
Turn an indoor ho into an outdoor trick
Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom
While there's other people on the side
Of you taking a dune

Now I'm walking through the mall
And I'm high as the sun
And I swear this bitch's ass
Is looking like a cinna-bun
And then I go and get
A pretzels from aunt Annie's
Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny
I'm getting outta here before
My penis gets hard
And I get thrown out by the security guards
Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high
But I'm almost outta weed
So I'm saying goodbye