Twiztid - Stardust lyrics
[Twiztid - Stardust lyrics]
Im not here now, gimme a call back
Leave me a message
Tell me what the fuck is goin on
Alright peace oh my god
I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit
Called 'Stardust'
Dog me and you are gonna change the world
We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil our
Commercials on every channel
I'm telling you this
Shit is fuckin' and did uh
Lavel call you talking
About a place to stay or
Something? I think he said
He's gonna kill his moms
Man call me back dog
Step right up
Ladies and gentlemen have a seat
I'm about to show you a product
Everyone is sure to need
This product I have right here
Is small and light in weight
And can be concealed in
Any handbag or briefcase stardust
We're not sure just what it does
But the response has been overwhelming
From clients that tell us
"If it wasn't for this here
Product and so on"
Man, there's so many letters
And they go on and on
It's a miracle in a bottle
And it sells it'self
If you got problems in life
This here product can help
This opportunity is golden
I'm holding in my hand
The key to a brand new life
For those who have a shilling or two
And been compelled by the product
And intrigued, about what it can do for you
Honest, it's the last case I
Got, and when they're gone, they're gone
Take a chance with stardust
It'll fix whatever's wrong
Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying
Or you're moving along
What's this ya ask, I can't say
'Cause what I'm selling here today
Effects each in a different way
And I'd be glad to give you a little sample
But a dabble isn't ample
And plus if people see, then I get trampled
Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me
Don't go hiding in the back
And try to talk to me
I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
Like raindrops falling from the sky
Give it a try and how about you
Ain't ya sick of being
Picked on for nothing?
Well I'm gonna tell you what to do
Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked
And even spit on well get you some of this
And then tell them haters to get on
Now I been living off the stuff
That we been selling for some time now
And look at me, I'm finer than a line now
I didn't come to pull the
Wool over your eyes
But if you're looking for a change
Then it's finally arrived
Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
Salesman-slash-hustler
'Cause if you got money
You're a potential customer
Have you ever seen something
Unbelievable in your life?
Probably not, but people are ready to buy
Anything, from anybody, any time at all
Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust
He got it all and it's all half off
And everything has to go
It's a limited time offer
'cause funds are running real low
Before you wake up, we're already gone
On our way, another town
Another story evolves
And it's been done for so long
That I don't even feel wrong
It's second nature
It's as easy as just walking along
I never tie myself down
To anything I couldn't leave
In less than twenty seconds, and believe
I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler
You can trace it in my bloodlines
Ask them for the name of the greatest
I bet they say mine
Leave me a message
Tell me what the fuck is goin on
Alright peace oh my god
I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit
Called 'Stardust'
Dog me and you are gonna change the world
We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil our
Commercials on every channel
I'm telling you this
Shit is fuckin' and did uh
Lavel call you talking
About a place to stay or
Something? I think he said
He's gonna kill his moms
Man call me back dog
Step right up
Ladies and gentlemen have a seat
I'm about to show you a product
Everyone is sure to need
This product I have right here
Is small and light in weight
And can be concealed in
Any handbag or briefcase stardust
We're not sure just what it does
But the response has been overwhelming
From clients that tell us
"If it wasn't for this here
Product and so on"
Man, there's so many letters
And they go on and on
It's a miracle in a bottle
And it sells it'self
If you got problems in life
This here product can help
This opportunity is golden
I'm holding in my hand
The key to a brand new life
For those who have a shilling or two
And been compelled by the product
And intrigued, about what it can do for you
Honest, it's the last case I
Got, and when they're gone, they're gone
Take a chance with stardust
It'll fix whatever's wrong
Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying
Or you're moving along
What's this ya ask, I can't say
'Cause what I'm selling here today
Effects each in a different way
And I'd be glad to give you a little sample
But a dabble isn't ample
And plus if people see, then I get trampled
Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me
Don't go hiding in the back
And try to talk to me
I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
Like raindrops falling from the sky
Give it a try and how about you
Ain't ya sick of being
Picked on for nothing?
Well I'm gonna tell you what to do
Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked
And even spit on well get you some of this
And then tell them haters to get on
Now I been living off the stuff
That we been selling for some time now
And look at me, I'm finer than a line now
I didn't come to pull the
Wool over your eyes
But if you're looking for a change
Then it's finally arrived
Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
Salesman-slash-hustler
'Cause if you got money
You're a potential customer
Have you ever seen something
Unbelievable in your life?
Probably not, but people are ready to buy
Anything, from anybody, any time at all
Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust
He got it all and it's all half off
And everything has to go
It's a limited time offer
'cause funds are running real low
Before you wake up, we're already gone
On our way, another town
Another story evolves
And it's been done for so long
That I don't even feel wrong
It's second nature
It's as easy as just walking along
I never tie myself down
To anything I couldn't leave
In less than twenty seconds, and believe
I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler
You can trace it in my bloodlines
Ask them for the name of the greatest
I bet they say mine