Tyler, The Creator - Colossus lyrics

Went to Six Flags, six fags came up
And said "Ayo! Can we get a pic?" I said no
And they said "Oh! It's Wolf Gang, "Yonkers"
Goblin is my shit though"
Now I'm like, "fuck
I don't want to be an asshole"
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis
Devon with a fake smile like her
Titties was drawing it on
So fucking annoyed 'cause I missed Goliath
'Cause some kid said I was there
Then they caused a riot (Tyler's here)
Now I'm surrounded by a 25 hound
Of fuckers tryna get a photo
All because they noticed the top
With the box logo and them fucking ears
Guarantee they didn't even hear Bastard
They bandwagon-jumped me from a pogo
I'm going fucking loco, "Hey, Tyler, can I?"
No, bitch
Don't you see me tryna buy a fucking churro?


"But Tyler, you're my hero
I used to get bullied
Until I heard "Radicals
" the last part got to me
See, I used to give a fuck
Until my cock would bleed
Now I'm the happiest I think
I'll ever ever be
My life is just like yours, no father
My momma must have forgot to
Stop with a popped condom
In school I was the one
That was thinking outside boxes
So everybody in them would say
That I got problems
So when I heard you say it
I said it back like fuck 'em
You're an inspiration to niggas like me
Not the niggas who just like you
'cause of lyrics and beats
I'm talking 'bout the niggas who don't
Know where they're going to be
I heard the song "Bastard" right
In the moment of heat
Not in summer, but of course
I was holding a heat
Gun on the edge of my feet
I heard that first piano chord
And it drew me in
Like predators carrying treats
Then I said to myself, "Fuck
Is he speaking to me?" see, me and you
We go together like snare and a beat
I mean snare and a kick drum, see my forearm?
I carved OF on it this
Morning with a glass shard
On my green mini ramp that
I built in my backyard (that's weird)
That's hard
That scar from playing air guitar
When I see you play at the Roxy (uhh)
Tyler, I love you, wanna be just like you
(alright) i think about your face and I
Don't even fucking try to (no homo)
Wish I had a basement meant
For me to hide you
We could play Xbox and listen to
"In Search Of" and eat donuts
Over conversating 'bout what church does
Come up with weird-ass videos with roach bugs
I'm straight edge too
So no drugs on this trip
And Raquel that bitch
You should've killed that bitch
You should've took me instead
(uhh, that's weird)
See, if you can't have her
Then he shouldn't neither
And if I can't have you
Then she shouldn't either
No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt
I worship you until the fucking
Wrinkles on my knees hurt (what the fuck)
Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Golf Wang, Flog Gnaw
Free Earl mobbing i know it seems like I'm
Just slobbing on your knob
But I'm just a fan and I
Ain't losing my fucking noggin
(yeah, you are) i ain't got a job and I went
Out and bought Goblin about 5 times
'Cause (Thanks for the support) I love you man (alright)
I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees
I like pants that's cut
I like words like "fuck"
I got your pics on my wall
With the mouth cut out
Now paper cuts on my balls because
Your dick's in my jaw (what the fuck)
And I hit you on Twitter
About 10 minutes a day
And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't
Even reply with a "hey" (sorry)
And my boys think I'm gay 'cause I play "VCR"
In my car all alone
Speakers waking up neighbors"
All right, my nigga, calm
Down, it's getting weird, take this pic
So I can get on Colossus
Line as slow as molasses
(Tyler, listen) No, nigga
I see you're loving my shit
And I appreciate the fact that you
Would suck on my dick
But I'm not gay so it's awkward
Now I'm grouchy like Oscar
After spilling some shit on his
Newest pair of beige Dockers
"Yonkers" and "Yonkers"
(I love that song) Sick
Of hearing about "Yonkers"
I'm grateful that it worked
I attacked and I conquered
"yeah whatever but I had a
Fucking blast at that concert
I was at the Boston one
I got a t-shirt from Sagan
The one that say "Sagan Lockhart" and
When you came out to "Sandwitches"
That's when my fucking boy-crush got started"

Just take this fucking picture man, shit