Tyler, The Creator - #LIFTOFF Open Bar (Freestyle) lyrics

Four bars, four topics
Open bar, liftoff, Power 106
Your first topic, grandmas

Look, fuck it, oh yeah
Grandma over there, surprised she ain't dead
Fucking old bitch, come and give a nigga head
And I open that clit and
It got some spider webs
Like, I don't really know, but I'm tryna go
Come over here and give me throat, like
Oh shit your dentures just came out
Don't choke wait a minute, um

Open bar, four bars, four topics
Liftoff, Power 106 jay Cruz, Justincredible
Your next topic, Tyler, The Creator
Pregnant girls

Niggas always thought I would
Rap about something
Sterical and lyrical and just mystical
But I want the pregnant bitch to have the
Fuckin' baby and give me that umbilical cord
You little whore, let me lick that shit
Come over here and let me
See that baby suck my, wait
You thought I was gonna say 'dick'
Nigga that shit gay
Cause I ain't tryna go to jail today
Niggas really think that they dadadada

Open bar, four bars, four topics
Liftoff, Jay Cruz, Justincredible
Bacon is your next topic

WOLF came out last year, I know you heard it
Tryna' get that motherfuckin' pig
Fuck Kermit
Let me see the bacon, let me see the bacon
All the fuckin' cash that I'm rakin'
Probably gotta go to Rouse
And I don't really know cause
I got a little nervous
This is a really weird topic

Four bars, four topics
One more topic for Tyler, The Creator
Liftoff, Power 106, Open Barm groupies
Groupies, that
That's the best y'all can come
Up with? Was groupies
Alright, fucking groupie
(Alright fucking groupies then)

I'm on the fucking bus and I just ate lunch
And I'm looking for a slut and I'm
Really tryna' bust a fat nut
On her motherfucking forehead, but
Damn, my iPhone dead, shit
I need a charger
Fuck it I'll just go outside
And charge a bitch
And tell the bitch to come on
The bus and suck my shit
And maybe if I'm a little
More horny, get little drunk
I can open up her and
Shit probably lick her clit
But shit, that probably won't happen, fuck
Fuckin' all this pussy off rappin', fuck
Man, they think I'm cool
They start to clappin', fuck it
Give me a hand job, yeah, I'm the man
I'm the motherfuckin' nigga that
Was just on stage
Bitch, open up your fucking book and
Let me lick that page but wait a minute
That shit clean? Let me get
Spray out of the bathroom
Where I took a shit
Took off my Fruit Of The Looms
And took a doo doo doo
Poo-poo-poo, lick on your ass and poo-poo
Doo doo
You got a problem with T? Well fuckin' know a
Couple dudes that'll get the
Burner and shoot-shoot
And shoot-shoot if you got
A problem, yeah bitch, get that
Get rat, nigga get that, nigga getgat
With the liklak and a Tic Tac
Jasper rollin' up a zig-zag, after
You suck my dick, here, take a Tic Tac
And a fuckin' double mint
Bitch I'm the devil men
Bitch know what the fuck I meant
Heard Bastard the first album, bitch
You know what the Devil meant
Jk, I'm Heaven sent
Know God and a couple of angels
I'm, alright I'm off of here