Tyrone Wells - Hate Song lyrics

Momma always said that hate was a strong
Strong word poppa always said that words of
Hate should never be heard
But, I'm getting older and I just cannot lie
There are things I hate
No matter how hard I try

I hate traffic, I hate dirt in my eyes
I hate spiders
And I hate girlfriends that lie
I hate cancer, I hate cauliflower pie
But most of all, I hate
My ex-girlfriend's new guy, i hate that guy

The good book says that
We should love everyone
And I'm doing my best
But it's easier said than done
This new guy was a good friend of mine before
Caught him with my girl in his mustang ford
I hate taxes, I hate stink bugs and flies
I hate rug burns, and I hate polka dot ties
I hate Mike Tyson
'cause he'll bite your ear then
Bust you in the eye but most of all, I hate
My ex-girlfriend's new guy, i hate that guy

I was sittin' down by myself
I was having a coke
I heard someone laughing real loud
At a real dumb joke

I recognized the voice so I turned around
It was my ex-girlfriend's new guy
Can't stand that clown

He walked up to me with a
Really sorry look on his face and he said
Man I done you wrong but now
She's gone and I've been replaced
I know I don't deserve to have you as
A friend because I played the fool
But, I'm really hurtin' man
Can I just pull up a stool

So he started crying and saying
How he loved that girl
She got with a new guy
And it rocked his world
He asked me how I dealt with
It when she dumped me
And I said, I just talked
About stuff I hate man, it's like therapy
And he said, really, I said yeah, yeah
Give it a shot go ahead

I hate pimples, I hate hemorrhoids and hives
I hate funerals, I hate unsalted fries
I hate Britney spears because
She never returns
Any of the letters that I Write
But most of all
I hate my ex-girlfriend's new guy
Wouldn't mind if someone huge fell on
His head and he died
Like a bus, or a truck, or a meteorite
A hippopotamus
A rhinoceros or even a pig if it
Was falling fast from a great height
Ooo, I hate that guy