Ultra - Ain't Nobody Happenin lyrics

Yeah, it's the first quarter
Goin into the second
All labels, drop your acts
Rappers I'm dead serious, stop what you doin
Take it real personal, you know you're wack
Look in the mirror, it'll tell you the truth
Yo, I must confess
You know who I am, bust this

Stop your music, hold up
Your temperature is wack
I bought your gimmick album, erased the tape
Took it back
You was wrong for rhymin, that was a sin
You should STOP, cause rap's now worse again
You knew you was doo doo
Fakin that you was so brutal
Your style was all canned
Your stuff was all chicken noodle
With no sale
You gave your promos out at retail
Tryin to flim-flam and pay them
Kids off at SoundScan
You bought me real stuff, BUFF - powderpuff
All I saw was tons of
Group sissies actin rough
Graffiti wars, a bunch of crowds
Project halls mess with drama
Your garbage style's Wonderama
I got skills, but butt crack is all Massengil
Independent, while groupies front while
You drive a rented
Up at that atmosphere, headpiece like ?
You'll be trapped with empty
Pockets around Yankee Stadium
I know your background
It's a puppet actin wild i know your issue
I'm in your ass like Scotty Tissue
Kool Keith is no joke
Better will not make you hope
Pray to my nuts flat butts
Talk like Mariah Carey
I'm out there, you on my testicles this year
I tell you straight, you all rah rah

Ain't nobody happenin (nobody happenin)
Ain't nuttin good be happenin
(nuttin be happenin)
Just because you got a deal (clear the way)
Don't mean you know how to rap

Mad rappers try to test my lyrical anarchy
Like Sparky from Detroit Tigers, I don't quit
Aw shit, Bronx niggas always come legit
Once I lay my rap down, it's a hit
Of course the track gotta be fat
For Tim Dog to rap no more gettin with this
And no more gettin with that
Cause, I reign the terrain like weather
However rappers try to Run DMC but
I'm Tougher Than Leather
How dare you, think you can dismantle
I'mma call you Campbell cause
Somebody got you souped
Frontin wit'cha man when you
Know you ain't cute
You and your man can catch a bad one quick
I see mad motherfuckers get
Done for simple shit (word)
So what's it gonna be
You or me? Life or death
Like Whitney Hou' you be holdin your breath
Cause, I don't give a fuck where
You been or where you at
If you come wack then you
Better watch your back
Cause rap is sacred, so don't fake it
And these fuckin devils out here
Tryin to take it


Secret agent, seen a thing, heard a thing
Launchin at latitude
Aimin things, standing on top
Send it at longitude
IIknow-know-that-that you you-be affected
Movin like a virus and
Niggas they been infected
Let the doctor give you a shot
Moved up from sharpshooter
Aimin for the bridge of yo' nose, BLAOW!
Fallin down, fallin down
I make complicated statements, with
Unlimited phone calls
Swingin that, bringin that
? West coast swinger rapper
Ba ba ba leavin-in-the-evenings
Daytime talkin decent
Recently I'm part of the North
You beat me to the record
Usage of my lyrical form at the scene
Lookin like a heterosexual
About to lose his manhood
Brothers swear they hot when they
Sound like Orville Reddenbacher
Pop pop pop pa-pop pa-pop
Labels signin innocents
Tryin to tell 'em that they better sense
Ignore them babies, they cryin for attention
Yo here's yo' pacifier
Suck this brown dick 'til it turns WHITE