Ultra - Bizarre lyrics

Damn man, yo Keith
I can't believe you got me
In some fuckin zoo man
We coulda got with some bitches, whassup?

I know, but fuck that
Check out, these animals are beautiful
Relax!

Man we coulda got with some bitches
And you got me in the fuckin zoo?







Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair blonde?
I like the streaks
Oh, I like the way your butt look
Uhh, now why don't you change in the bathroom
I'mma look through the peephole, peek-a boo!
Yeah - it's that kinky

I used to grab honies by they neck
Piss on they eyebrows
Open they rectum to throw the
Bombs down they asshole
BOOM! I blew them panties out the room
Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency
Her asshole out of order
Her stomach ain't workin B
The doctor there with penicillin
For her butthead
Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty
With three lights and rubber gloves
Tryin to find the coochie
Her legs were splattered
Flyin on the fuckin camcorder
I heard the big explosion loud
On the tape recorder i was experimentin
Fuckin with a new invention
I got nervous and called
Back the escort service i wind up jerkin off
Slow down, one second excuse me miss
I can't believe I'm about to leave this
(Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic
You jump on my tip
(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there
With just one kiss (Alcohol, my sores
Listerine pouring down my eye)

And you know i used to mix soda pops
And alcohol with cough drops
Then rub they knee caps and smear
They face with Sugar Smacks
Open they butts and pour ammonia
Down they pussy cracks then fight they fire
Pull they hair apart with metal pliers
Fuck them with two stiff drinks
Up on the kitchen sinks
Make them pour Ajax, lick Comet off my nutsac
Hold me tight with baseball gloves
Crank the purple light
I used to masturbate to tapes
"Planet of the Apes"
I like Zera, I always wanted to fuck her
Get near her and tell Cornelius get back and
Let her feel this i'm on some groove shit
Not generic new improved shit
With swimmin trunks in bed
My black shoes painted red
Some hoes are rookies
My sheets filled with oatmeal cookies
Can you put more Oreos in the bed?

Slow down, one second
(more milk, in the pillow) excuse me miss
I can't believe I'm about to leave this
(The goodness) Psycho melodic you
Jump on my tip
(Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me there
With just one kiss (Crisco, is what we need)

And you know, yeah
Can you bring that gorilla over here
She looks so good
I want a female giraffe, with extensions
And loooong boots
Look at the ass on that animal
I love, to make love, to little babboons
That is one of my favorite fetishes
And lick that alligator