Ultramagnetic MC's, Tim Dog - Porno Star lyrics
[Ultramagnetic MC's, Tim Dog - Porno Star lyrics]
But yo, let me go up there first
And then, Keith you come in
And Trev you come in
Open your legs
Knock knock knock
See you're playin with yourself
With your hands between your legs
You're masturbating
'cause you can't keep waiting
Lookin at my picture with your
Bra and soaked panties
I pull my dick out, your tongue stick out
I like the clitty-clit
Then suck the tittie-tit i'm rather suave
Not finished with the pussy yet
Now turn that ass out
I wanna wax it smacking sounds
Shoot my jism embalms, I wanna tax it
Your bed? My bed - fuck it
Where's the elevator? I set your pussy off
Like a fuckin detonator bomb
Relax and be calm
Tell your friends to leave
No time for cockblockers
I hate the girls who front
And really cock-suckers
I have no time for phonies and kiddie games
A bunch of bitches with
Numbers and wrong names
I just chill, and cold mack at the jam
I'm buttnaked, the woman say god damn
He's X rated, I seen him in the video
He's jerkin off on my
Girlfriend's booty though
You want the dick too? Then come to me though
Start suckin' and suckin' and keep suckin'
And then for hours, I keep fuckin
Waxin' that ass like a super rated pro
You think I'm braggin'? Well let's go
Cock 'em in the air and
Let your other sister watch
You gettin' hit by the X i'm a porno star
Check this out
Knock knock knock knock
I want you to give him a little somethin
Come here baby, relax and sit down
Let me massage your back
Palm your ass for a while
I got the freaky hype style
That I know you never had in a while
So let's fuck, I mean really really FUCK
You sure you ready? Then try your luck
Bring me the whip cream
Bring me the jelly jam
Bring me the chocolate pudding
I really don't give a damn
I try things to you, you never tried before
How's that - you want some more?
Open your legs wider wider!
Let me slip my tongue deep inside ya
Rub ya up and down with strawberry Jell-o
Eat every inch, from head to toe
And make you hot, make you? than 4th of July
The pussy was never dry
Warm and wet, uhh, and entertaining
The moves we make could never ever drain me
I fuck you hard, smooth and then rough
Like The Mack, I'm heavy like a truck
Captain Hook goes deep into the sea
And when I'm through, you're sure to believe
That I'm the master man don in the land
Cause, I'm "bad bad
And I'm wicked in de bed"
Come come baby, come
The time is now to be together as one
I'll treat you just like a queen
You know what I mean uhh, yeah
I work and wreck your body, just like a car
Yeah cause, I'm a porno star
But, I really had enough
Bring yo' ass over here
I feel too weak
Ha ha ha ha, I'm the sex man
Tim Dog, ten incher rated X man
Swingin and swingin my ding-a-ling in
Pumpin that ass until your
Back starts stingin
You had enough? Rough and rough
Gimme ALL of that good stuff
Huh? Your pussy gettin sore?
Ha hah, I'mma fuck it some more
And just before you reach your climax
Throw your leg on my shoulder and cold WAX
Cause, I don't like to fuck mild
(yeah baby fuck me wild)
Cause, I'm Tim Dog, and the DOG stands for
+Doin it On the Ground+
Yeah baby, get on the ground
Get on all fours bark like a dog baby
(Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf)
Aight aight aight, I know it's good
I know it's good yeah just like Robin Hood
I take from the rich
Huh and I stick it to the bitch
Jumpin off a trampoline
Straight into the pussy, SPLOOSH!
See what I mean? So all you ladies out there
With panties that's wet right about now
And y'all wanna do somethin about it
Just dial 1-900, ULTRA-DIK
And the brothers'll be in your town
Fuckin shit up
Knock knock knock
I heard you tap til that pussy's sore
But listen to this
I'mma tell you whassup with that
Now a pussy is some pussy there's
No dick like this one
It's the very best so yes you can catch one
Or two or three or four, five, six
Seven gallons - you know
They named Long Island
After me, the incredible Gee
I wax more pussy than my man Ron Jeremy
Hit me a pussy quite hard til it's wet again
You cum but when I cum
I'm wettin your chinny chin
You see I'm quite simple
I'm nimble plus rated X come in your face
Rub my dick in your soft neck
Yeah so now you get the picture
Fuckin so well you call me Mister gee
And I'm goin far, you know why baby?
Cause, I'm a Porno Star
Yeah throw those legs up there you're hot
Higher, higher, uhhh oK baby yeah
God damn pussy's good