Uncle Kracker - Steaks 'n Shrimp lyrics
[Uncle Kracker - Steaks 'n Shrimp lyrics]
Clap your hands to the beat, to the beat
Just clap your hands to the beat, to the beat
Come on clap your hands to the beat
To the beat
I said clap your hands to the beat
To the beat uh, huh and you don't stop
Uh, huh and you don't stop
Uh, huh and you don't stop
We in this Great Lakes state
Eatin steaks 'n shrimp
It's kinda hard to miss the crew
Because we all got limps
We come equipped with new kicks and stetsons
The super saggy rags and
The white trash connection
No flexin, huh, know what I mean
You can feel us fool
We don't need to be seen
It's all about the green
Not the drugs we be takin
That shit's free with an LP in circulation
And we be wastin time
Got them all state, all county
All hood rhymes
It's all good times, thank the lord
For dumb fkin people and credit card fraud
We're tearin up your lawn
We got herds of Lincolns
Step into your crib and have
Your whole house stinkin
Don't blink and don't think we're soft
Hide your money and your gold
And don't express your thoughts
We get mad props, wreck all shops
Puttin stops on crews
They get confused and lose, that's what we do
Styles stem from pioneers
Leavin suckers in awe
And you get jawed for lookin queer
Can you hear me or am I talkin to the wall
That's Top Dog callin out each
And every one of y'all
You get balls, you come and talk that shit
But Top Dogs camp ain't nothin to fk with
And don't say we didn't warn ya
I got this Detroit thang with
More love that California
Drunk DJ smokin coiniac dips
Call me the sidekick, thug boy
Kid with the limp
I rip through rhymes like a
Bullet in the breeze
And I float through tracks like
A shark in the sea
A wee bit shy, but I comply by me
And I'm a mean mother fker when I have to be
Got young g's with sleeves
And thieves on hold
Strategically placed in case
Somebody feels bold
I toldyou ho's you can't fk with these cause
I make more papers then trees
See we believe in brotherhood
Forever is criteria you fkin with Top Dog
Your fkin with family no I ain't feelin ya
Got all that I can do to hear
Any time you see me you should stand clear
You see me in my Lincoln
I'm in the clubs drinkin
Who you gonna check bitch
What the fk you thinkin
You can check me, but that shit don't slide
You can get your life took
Tryin to take my pride
You ride with who, man that shit ain't big
I roll with dogs that'll rock your wig
And got gigs all money detroit to Portland
Cellular receivers and beepers is
What were sportin
Your nothin of importance, I don't sweat you
Yeah the drinks on me, but the jokes on you
I'm all about the everyday nothin at all
See I'm not doin very much
I'm just havin a ball
I'm in bed by four, I'm up by noon
I might sit around, I might write me a tune
I might go fishi' and again I might not
I might get me a fourty
Or pour me some scotch
The watch on my wrist, that don't even exist
A lot of pissed people from
Appointments that I've missed
I dissed everybody and their mom for spite
Cause everybody's barkin
But nobody ever bites
Your talkin loud, sayin nothin
Get you dad, get your cousin
Go and get your boy cause he's
As big as a house
Now take your pussy ass click
And get the fk out
I'm the estranged, deranged
I got domains like states
I live in plush hotels with them hourly rates
I do big plates eight times a day
The crew be livin large at the seafood bay
Got a way with the world and
Now I'm lookin' to scramble
Ain't about to ass out on a no good gamble
Could handle anything
But I ain't down for broke
So before somebody slides
Somebody's getting choked
I'm a no good freak, tweak skin like rashes
I lose a little love
With everyday that passes
Ain't a masotistic, rock statistics
Vocabulary i'm a very shy simplistic
And get this, some people say I changed
I'm the same mother fker with
The same old name
A little extra game and extra cash could see
You could fk me, but don't put it past me
You wanna bash me and got no reason
I can lay up in the
Caymans for four straight seasons
I ain't a punk, I refuse to be
I live for what is, not what used to be
Your all up in the past, that's ass
Hear what I say
I'm all about today and I'm a die that way
Bitch
Just clap your hands to the beat, to the beat
Come on clap your hands to the beat
To the beat
I said clap your hands to the beat
To the beat uh, huh and you don't stop
Uh, huh and you don't stop
Uh, huh and you don't stop
We in this Great Lakes state
Eatin steaks 'n shrimp
It's kinda hard to miss the crew
Because we all got limps
We come equipped with new kicks and stetsons
The super saggy rags and
The white trash connection
No flexin, huh, know what I mean
You can feel us fool
We don't need to be seen
It's all about the green
Not the drugs we be takin
That shit's free with an LP in circulation
And we be wastin time
Got them all state, all county
All hood rhymes
It's all good times, thank the lord
For dumb fkin people and credit card fraud
We're tearin up your lawn
We got herds of Lincolns
Step into your crib and have
Your whole house stinkin
Don't blink and don't think we're soft
Hide your money and your gold
And don't express your thoughts
We get mad props, wreck all shops
Puttin stops on crews
They get confused and lose, that's what we do
Styles stem from pioneers
Leavin suckers in awe
And you get jawed for lookin queer
Can you hear me or am I talkin to the wall
That's Top Dog callin out each
And every one of y'all
You get balls, you come and talk that shit
But Top Dogs camp ain't nothin to fk with
And don't say we didn't warn ya
I got this Detroit thang with
More love that California
Drunk DJ smokin coiniac dips
Call me the sidekick, thug boy
Kid with the limp
I rip through rhymes like a
Bullet in the breeze
And I float through tracks like
A shark in the sea
A wee bit shy, but I comply by me
And I'm a mean mother fker when I have to be
Got young g's with sleeves
And thieves on hold
Strategically placed in case
Somebody feels bold
I toldyou ho's you can't fk with these cause
I make more papers then trees
See we believe in brotherhood
Forever is criteria you fkin with Top Dog
Your fkin with family no I ain't feelin ya
Got all that I can do to hear
Any time you see me you should stand clear
You see me in my Lincoln
I'm in the clubs drinkin
Who you gonna check bitch
What the fk you thinkin
You can check me, but that shit don't slide
You can get your life took
Tryin to take my pride
You ride with who, man that shit ain't big
I roll with dogs that'll rock your wig
And got gigs all money detroit to Portland
Cellular receivers and beepers is
What were sportin
Your nothin of importance, I don't sweat you
Yeah the drinks on me, but the jokes on you
I'm all about the everyday nothin at all
See I'm not doin very much
I'm just havin a ball
I'm in bed by four, I'm up by noon
I might sit around, I might write me a tune
I might go fishi' and again I might not
I might get me a fourty
Or pour me some scotch
The watch on my wrist, that don't even exist
A lot of pissed people from
Appointments that I've missed
I dissed everybody and their mom for spite
Cause everybody's barkin
But nobody ever bites
Your talkin loud, sayin nothin
Get you dad, get your cousin
Go and get your boy cause he's
As big as a house
Now take your pussy ass click
And get the fk out
I'm the estranged, deranged
I got domains like states
I live in plush hotels with them hourly rates
I do big plates eight times a day
The crew be livin large at the seafood bay
Got a way with the world and
Now I'm lookin' to scramble
Ain't about to ass out on a no good gamble
Could handle anything
But I ain't down for broke
So before somebody slides
Somebody's getting choked
I'm a no good freak, tweak skin like rashes
I lose a little love
With everyday that passes
Ain't a masotistic, rock statistics
Vocabulary i'm a very shy simplistic
And get this, some people say I changed
I'm the same mother fker with
The same old name
A little extra game and extra cash could see
You could fk me, but don't put it past me
You wanna bash me and got no reason
I can lay up in the
Caymans for four straight seasons
I ain't a punk, I refuse to be
I live for what is, not what used to be
Your all up in the past, that's ass
Hear what I say
I'm all about today and I'm a die that way
Bitch