Unicorn Hole - Rematch/Dispatch lyrics

The gang heads back to Ulric’s forge and home
Outrage resounds from round
Back- Ulric is not alone
He is taking a stand- his foes making demands
The gang rounds the corner to
See the Shifting Sand

"'You’ll get your weapons soon as Larv is
In the ground' so you said
Then you slapped my boys around"

"Your boys are idiots- there were witnesses!
If I didn’t step in
How could I feign innocence?"
"So why not kill them all?" "Because
I’m not like your lot
Petty crime is not the only thing I’ve got!"
The puzzle yet incomplete
But Ulric’s guilt now confessed
Grub says "What better time than
Now to make the arrest?" kat steps in
Requests forfeit- of course they
Will not abide
These Sands are stronger now and
Ulric’s on their side

Despite the splendid skills the girls
Display when they spar
When they combine forces
A force is what they are
Astrid pushes Kat hard to reach
For the highest bar
When they combine forces
A force is what they are

Blasts of gravel pelt the men
Then strong winds blow and throw them prone
Waves of water drench their garb
Weighing them down like heavy stones
Focused fire forces their foes
To follow foreknown footing
Kat condemns volt gems lest these
Guys be reduced to pudding

Grub cheers and jeers from the sidelines
Til a Shifting Sand lackey
Chases him to the lush green
But Kat knows he runs quickly

The Shifting Sand is chased away
Kat hopes they’ll change their ways someday
There’s no denying Ulric is tough
But his best efforts aren’t enough
Grub even bested his foe
By his account a disgrace
"As he chased I bent a branch
Then let it whip his big, dumb face!"