Unicorn Hole, Dustin E, Poopmaster - The King of Hyrule lyrics

Hey Link, get off your butt
Grow a pair of Deku Nuts
First save the Deku Tree
 you tree hugging hippie
Stop playing with your Deku Stick and
Raid that spider bitch

Don't call me "fairy boy" you horsey whore
Bitch, please, I've got the Master Sword
Side-hoppin' Hyrule Field
Straight for Ganondorf
Bitch, please, I've got the Master Sword

Seven years pass, Link awakens
Now complete with pubes
Can't stop thinking about Zelda's boobs
But they can wait, I'm going fishing
I would relax, but Navi won't stop bitching
Back to work, slay the phantom and the dragon
If I don't hurry those boobs will be sagging
The water temple is full of Link's tears
Because it cost him another seven years

Shadow and Spirit
Collect more hearts and shit
Visit the Great Fairies and
Their triangle tit's

Poopmaster, show us what you've got

Storm into Gannon's castle
Sword into Gannon's asshole
I am the king of Hyrule
My name is Link and I rule