Unicorn Hole - The Sandstorm Sudden lyrics

"I don’t know who y’all are- don’t care
Get out our way
The Shifting Sand is putting Larv
In the ground today!"
Kat and Astrid ready stones
 Ulric draws a longsword
The kobolds take shelter from
This vicious horde

Astrid dashes, Ulric slashes
With an earth gem blast Kat bashes
Disabling foes in droves in hopes
To dispose of their composure
The fray is a blur
The gang frayed like amateurs
Elemental beams agleam
Seems three now stream out from the team
These girls may be young but they
Sure as hell ain’t green
They blast the most impressive spells
These thieves have ever seen
Astrid’s dexterity and technique give
Her foes trouble
But they’re awed and appalled
That Kat’s magic output is doubled

Kat’s happy to explain while
Dishing out the pain
"Witches shoot energy that they
Draw from stones arcane
Into the off hand, through the core
The main hand then releases rays
But I was born ambidextrous
In me energy runs both ways!"

Ulric- stern as can be- says "I
Told you to leave this town
If you plan to walk away
You’d best put your weapons down"

The thieves look mighty confused- and
Not a lick amused
But they aren’t up to argue
All beaten and bruised
They drop their weapons and flee
Declare that they’ll be back
Ulric says that it’s done- no
Need to pursue and attack

Astrid hasn’t had enough
Kat says these thieves should be in cuffs
Ulric says this gang plays rough
And few in Shinrin are too tough
"Let the desert dogs scurry on
Home to lick their wounds
Having been bested, once they’ve rested
Thoughts of us will resume"