Upchurch - Blue Jean Face lyrics
[Upchurch - Blue Jean Face lyrics]
Can't you see I’m trying to relax
I thought I told you to get out
Of here and leave me alone
What in the hell are you
Doing with that lawnmower blade?
I aim to kill you with it
Ha ha ayy
When do I ever let shit slide motherfucker?
Church (Church Church Church)
All this make a video, don't make
A video, post another one, he's racist
Yeah, shut the fuck up yeah, yeah
Oh damn
I think he shot right through my MAGA hat
Nah you’re not that accurate and
I wasn't even wearin' that
This man just drank a Monster
Now he thinks he's goin' Savage
Shootin' at me with a bb gun
All the way in Nebraska
Yeah bitch raise hell and get the cornhuskers
Yeah I know I'm white
But not the White House bruh
I don't know no politics the only
Kind of ticks I know
Are always suckin’ on my balls
Like your diss track ho
Dog the only time I beat around
The bush is when I’m lookin'
I’ll be grabbin' snakes and takin' them
To cook 'em what you stupid?
Yeah this time I cannot save
You from your own fanbase
That’s like sayin' you run shit
With two prosthetic legs
Yeah I get it, yeah I get it
Yeah you want me havin' no bars
You want me to be the one
That slingshots your career far
But that ain't gonna happen
Why you tryna shake n bake with me
You just a decoy rapper SJW
With the racist shit
Somebody get a pussy hat and
Send it to this dweeb
You look like Whoopi Goldberg back in 1993
A battle rapper huh
You came to war with green eggs and ham
And I showed up with a steak knife
And a chainsaw in my hand
The only fact I see is
Me inflictin' a fuckin' fatality
"Silence, I will kill you" on
The track that's no analogy career suicide
Yeah you picked it up and done it
With your hand up your ass
Like Achmed and Jeff Dunham
No strings attached, still a hip hop puppet
You sound like a motherfuckin' CNN spokesman
You cry so damn much your
Grape vines are prolly waterlogged
But I'm the river rat so get the
Fuck up out my murky pond
Yeah you rode your own canoe up
Schitts Creek on a summer day
I bet your headstone reads 'Death
By a Septic Tank'
You put a whole new meaning
To the term underground
'Cause I devoured you and pushed you out
The end of my anal bowel
You're the shit now
Only right before I flush it
You picked the wrong hillbilly to
Go against out in public
You want the spotlight Mr
Topic of Discussion?
But instead you got bitch smacked
By an ugly country bumpkin
Will the real Ryan Upchurch please stand up?
You about as useless as a Prius made truck
Next time you pop off I
Won't even have to duck
'Cause what's a little Red Ryder
To an icicle bud
Yeah I seen your boyfriend defendin'
You up in his video
He looks like he emerged up out
Of DJ Khalid's booty hole nice beard, man
What kinda carpet dye you use?
Do you smell like that when you pull his
Jeans down and your face gets screwed?
Boomhauer got you flabbergasted
"yeah, dang oh, don't cry about it
Little pansy"
Bitch I'm Hank Hooligan from the deep south
I bring the kaiser blade and say
You got a purty mouth
So tell me, man, what was your initial plan?
I think it backfired like
My Uncle Larry's Trans-Am
Is this a battle rap or you
Just tryna shake my hand?
Did I just diss a bitch or
A fully converted trans man? Damn
Excuse me it's ma'am, it is ma'am
I almost picked a Drake beat
Killin' you was "God's Plan"
You look up to this Church
Why you pray before a hand?
Yeah you thought your shot
Was definitely gonna smash
Now I'm burnin' your ass like a slut
Who walked up into Sunday School class
Congratulations, pat on the back
At the end of this song I
Won't be takin' that L back
Now if you please will take a second
And step away from the microphone
Before you lose so many followers
You're in the negative zone
Yeah, Blue Jean Face
I heard your shitty track
Was that a publicity stunt somebody
Left in the back?
Now people hear you sayin' trigger
Words in your rap
And they're like "yeah bro
Somebody go and get the body bag"
A fuckin' body bag for what?
This was self assassination
He got his own fan pages hatin'
On him at this second
He got people in the comments sayin'
"Who the fuck is Upchurch?"
And still unsubbin' 'cause he
Sounds so damn butthurt church
To call the police, push 9 1
I told you not to mess with me, mmhmm
I thought I told you to get out
Of here and leave me alone
What in the hell are you
Doing with that lawnmower blade?
I aim to kill you with it
Ha ha ayy
When do I ever let shit slide motherfucker?
Church (Church Church Church)
All this make a video, don't make
A video, post another one, he's racist
Yeah, shut the fuck up yeah, yeah
Oh damn
I think he shot right through my MAGA hat
Nah you’re not that accurate and
I wasn't even wearin' that
This man just drank a Monster
Now he thinks he's goin' Savage
Shootin' at me with a bb gun
All the way in Nebraska
Yeah bitch raise hell and get the cornhuskers
Yeah I know I'm white
But not the White House bruh
I don't know no politics the only
Kind of ticks I know
Are always suckin’ on my balls
Like your diss track ho
Dog the only time I beat around
The bush is when I’m lookin'
I’ll be grabbin' snakes and takin' them
To cook 'em what you stupid?
Yeah this time I cannot save
You from your own fanbase
That’s like sayin' you run shit
With two prosthetic legs
Yeah I get it, yeah I get it
Yeah you want me havin' no bars
You want me to be the one
That slingshots your career far
But that ain't gonna happen
Why you tryna shake n bake with me
You just a decoy rapper SJW
With the racist shit
Somebody get a pussy hat and
Send it to this dweeb
You look like Whoopi Goldberg back in 1993
A battle rapper huh
You came to war with green eggs and ham
And I showed up with a steak knife
And a chainsaw in my hand
The only fact I see is
Me inflictin' a fuckin' fatality
"Silence, I will kill you" on
The track that's no analogy career suicide
Yeah you picked it up and done it
With your hand up your ass
Like Achmed and Jeff Dunham
No strings attached, still a hip hop puppet
You sound like a motherfuckin' CNN spokesman
You cry so damn much your
Grape vines are prolly waterlogged
But I'm the river rat so get the
Fuck up out my murky pond
Yeah you rode your own canoe up
Schitts Creek on a summer day
I bet your headstone reads 'Death
By a Septic Tank'
You put a whole new meaning
To the term underground
'Cause I devoured you and pushed you out
The end of my anal bowel
You're the shit now
Only right before I flush it
You picked the wrong hillbilly to
Go against out in public
You want the spotlight Mr
Topic of Discussion?
But instead you got bitch smacked
By an ugly country bumpkin
Will the real Ryan Upchurch please stand up?
You about as useless as a Prius made truck
Next time you pop off I
Won't even have to duck
'Cause what's a little Red Ryder
To an icicle bud
Yeah I seen your boyfriend defendin'
You up in his video
He looks like he emerged up out
Of DJ Khalid's booty hole nice beard, man
What kinda carpet dye you use?
Do you smell like that when you pull his
Jeans down and your face gets screwed?
Boomhauer got you flabbergasted
"yeah, dang oh, don't cry about it
Little pansy"
Bitch I'm Hank Hooligan from the deep south
I bring the kaiser blade and say
You got a purty mouth
So tell me, man, what was your initial plan?
I think it backfired like
My Uncle Larry's Trans-Am
Is this a battle rap or you
Just tryna shake my hand?
Did I just diss a bitch or
A fully converted trans man? Damn
Excuse me it's ma'am, it is ma'am
I almost picked a Drake beat
Killin' you was "God's Plan"
You look up to this Church
Why you pray before a hand?
Yeah you thought your shot
Was definitely gonna smash
Now I'm burnin' your ass like a slut
Who walked up into Sunday School class
Congratulations, pat on the back
At the end of this song I
Won't be takin' that L back
Now if you please will take a second
And step away from the microphone
Before you lose so many followers
You're in the negative zone
Yeah, Blue Jean Face
I heard your shitty track
Was that a publicity stunt somebody
Left in the back?
Now people hear you sayin' trigger
Words in your rap
And they're like "yeah bro
Somebody go and get the body bag"
A fuckin' body bag for what?
This was self assassination
He got his own fan pages hatin'
On him at this second
He got people in the comments sayin'
"Who the fuck is Upchurch?"
And still unsubbin' 'cause he
Sounds so damn butthurt church
To call the police, push 9 1
I told you not to mess with me, mmhmm