Upchurch - Girls Like Me a Lot lyrics

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Girls like me a lot girls like me a lot
(Hyper)

Girls like me a lot, I do real cool things
Like my skill's top notch
With the claw machine
I know every line to all the wolf scenes
In Twilight 1, 2, and number 3
I can make ravioli by myself
I play Call of Duty but I
Turn that all the way down
Still flex on 'em, pick a out
Fuck these teenagers always
Hackin' grandma's house

Yeah, girls like me so much
They ride in my car even though it stinks
Bruh
When it comes to girls, I'm a Pokemon master
Won't find anyone ever to poke 'еm faster
We watch iDubs and Pewdiеpie
I say, "Hey, bitch, you a cutie pie"
Only thing cuter than you is curly fries
I'm about to put it on you
Ketchup the other side

All the girls like me a lot
Even emo ones and ones that are snobs
All the girls like me a lot
Even hippie ones and hillbilly thots
All the girls like me a lot
Some criminals and other ones cops
All the girls like me a lot
And all the girls ain't never gonna stop

I need to invest in a Limo or a van
There's thirty-one thousand girls tryin'
To hold my hand half of them are cool
The other half are crazy
I don't feel like hangin' out
With like twenty thousand babies
That's a lot of language
That I can't understand
I went to Panama and dropped
A baby in the sand
The other one was usin' some stranger's legs
And the other three babies stole
A college kid's keg

All the girls like me a lot
And now a gang of my
Babies are beatin' up cops
Yeah, all the girls like me a lot
Dumptruck full of toddlers
I ain't even gon' front

All the girls like me a lot
Hit the Costco for a crate of pacifiers
I hypnotize the MILFs every time
I walk by 'em they tell me that I'm cute
I say, "Shit, girl, you lyin'"
They give me their keys then
I borrow their ride
Boom, 'ere you go, another baby made
I can dance a little and
I'm smoother than suede
Chinese economy, a baby brigade
Girls like me a lot and they do it every day

I don't care if I reproduce a bunch
We pullin' up to the Chucky Cheese with
The strap for the Brady Bunch
Girls, girls like me a lot
Girls, girls like me a lot
So much that it gets annoying (Dang, dude)
And 'cause of that last one I need some

All the girls like me a lot
Even the ones that didn't vote for Trump
Yeah, all the girls like me a lot
Even ugly ones that tape me to cars
All the girls like me a lot
Even though a week later they're lesbian
All the girls like me a lot
All the girls like me a lot
If you think that's a lie, it's not
No it's not, 'cause girls like me a lot
And not you, lil bitch
Why? Because I'm the shit
Don't tell Amber Heard though
Only reason she pooped in Johnny's bed's
'cause she liked him a lot