Upchurch - Keith Frazier lyrics
[Upchurch - Keith Frazier lyrics]
Dagburururn (Anabolic Beats)
I never shoulder checked Keith Frazier
That was a setup for the cops
To come and get me later
They mad I got rap skills
Of a hefty 8th grader
Creek Squad, haters all squared, graph paper
Haters made of potatoes
On my nuts and they love the flavor
Police always stallin', dictator
Upchurch meet me in the middle, equator
Then he drove to Paintsville
I found out my town was traitors
Wendy at Wendy’s ain't nothin'
But a dumb waiter when she gеts off work
Her tires’ll be dеflated
Yeah, I'm snappin' Alligator with allegations
Protestin' out front of the
Local police station
With my megaphone higher than modern aviation
And the Pentagon said that they
Seen a real spaceship
I'ma get a DUI in a UFO
Yellin', "Dagburn" in space to
Big booty space holes
Check my OnlyFans, I got pictures of my toes
To step the Stanky Legg 'til
My ankles smells froze
I spit and stay moist
Steady drippin' with the flows
Swamp ass on my cargo shorts, I suppose
My hairline looks like some
For real gang signs
CapriSun in my pocket and
Twenty minutes of hangtime
Polo shirt like it’s 1999
Do a W with my fingers even
Though this is the north side
My compass quit workin’, I forgot where I was
Call me the lint roller
Always lookin' for fuzz
"I’m just a normal guy"
That's what I tell detectives
When they ask a bunch of questions and
I sweat 'cause it is hectic
Dagburn, I'm bussin’ a left turn
So many ashes in my car
My minivan's a big urn
Dagburn, the court can't be adjourned
I made up a new law, my brain did a u turn
Yeah, Paintsville plottin' with the CIA
That's why I be in the
Bush with a battery bank
My ex-wife with my dad, just the other day
To distract me while the feds
Put cameras at my place
They found out that I study algorithm
They found out I have girly mannerisms
And I don't know nothin' 'bout
A stolen Chevy Prism
Ask in ten minutes and I might be snitchin'
Listen, I'm a God-fearing Christian
I talk about the Bible when
I'm in a bad position
Which tends to be a lot
For a walkin' contradiction
Stick my nose in people's business
Sniffin' like a booty expedition
Give me a dip cup, the mixup is mixed up
Kansas Rebel Man ain't even from that state
Bruh, the proof is on my phone
Of everything in the world
I'm filin' charges on boys, animals
And girls
Yeah, it's all filin' in my favorite
So I can stack y'alls money
As high as a skyscraper
Son, you know I'm ballin'
Hey Google the Lakers
I need to know the name
Of the most valuable player
I gotta tell him I'm
The greatest content creator
Try to press their button
Which is hard because I suck at multiplayer
And one last thing, do me a favor
Kiss the mayor
And hey I'm innocent Keith Frazier
Dagburururn dagburururn
Dagburururn see y'all later
I'm quittin' the internet but I'll
Be back in three minutes bitches
Dag dag dag dag dag dag
Burn-burn-burn-burn-burn-burn
I never shoulder checked Keith Frazier
That was a setup for the cops
To come and get me later
They mad I got rap skills
Of a hefty 8th grader
Creek Squad, haters all squared, graph paper
Haters made of potatoes
On my nuts and they love the flavor
Police always stallin', dictator
Upchurch meet me in the middle, equator
Then he drove to Paintsville
I found out my town was traitors
Wendy at Wendy’s ain't nothin'
But a dumb waiter when she gеts off work
Her tires’ll be dеflated
Yeah, I'm snappin' Alligator with allegations
Protestin' out front of the
Local police station
With my megaphone higher than modern aviation
And the Pentagon said that they
Seen a real spaceship
I'ma get a DUI in a UFO
Yellin', "Dagburn" in space to
Big booty space holes
Check my OnlyFans, I got pictures of my toes
To step the Stanky Legg 'til
My ankles smells froze
I spit and stay moist
Steady drippin' with the flows
Swamp ass on my cargo shorts, I suppose
My hairline looks like some
For real gang signs
CapriSun in my pocket and
Twenty minutes of hangtime
Polo shirt like it’s 1999
Do a W with my fingers even
Though this is the north side
My compass quit workin’, I forgot where I was
Call me the lint roller
Always lookin' for fuzz
"I’m just a normal guy"
That's what I tell detectives
When they ask a bunch of questions and
I sweat 'cause it is hectic
Dagburn, I'm bussin’ a left turn
So many ashes in my car
My minivan's a big urn
Dagburn, the court can't be adjourned
I made up a new law, my brain did a u turn
Yeah, Paintsville plottin' with the CIA
That's why I be in the
Bush with a battery bank
My ex-wife with my dad, just the other day
To distract me while the feds
Put cameras at my place
They found out that I study algorithm
They found out I have girly mannerisms
And I don't know nothin' 'bout
A stolen Chevy Prism
Ask in ten minutes and I might be snitchin'
Listen, I'm a God-fearing Christian
I talk about the Bible when
I'm in a bad position
Which tends to be a lot
For a walkin' contradiction
Stick my nose in people's business
Sniffin' like a booty expedition
Give me a dip cup, the mixup is mixed up
Kansas Rebel Man ain't even from that state
Bruh, the proof is on my phone
Of everything in the world
I'm filin' charges on boys, animals
And girls
Yeah, it's all filin' in my favorite
So I can stack y'alls money
As high as a skyscraper
Son, you know I'm ballin'
Hey Google the Lakers
I need to know the name
Of the most valuable player
I gotta tell him I'm
The greatest content creator
Try to press their button
Which is hard because I suck at multiplayer
And one last thing, do me a favor
Kiss the mayor
And hey I'm innocent Keith Frazier
Dagburururn dagburururn
Dagburururn see y'all later
I'm quittin' the internet but I'll
Be back in three minutes bitches
Dag dag dag dag dag dag
Burn-burn-burn-burn-burn-burn