Upchurch - Tickle Fight the Mayor lyrics
[Upchurch - Tickle Fight the Mayor lyrics]
It's your boy Dagburn (Dagburn) ururururn
I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Pigs in a blanket is my favorite flavor
I said I wasn't 'bout tryin'
Even had a waiver
I guess I'm too soft, like a Nilla wafer
Got Redneck Nation as my screensaver
I'm editin' my videos on a Acer
Yeah, Ryan Upchurch, ain't nobody faker
He's callin' me a pussy while
He's playin' with a laser
And I'm bein' serious, y'all, I ain't chasin'
'round this red dot no more, aight?
I got charges to file, a whole bunch of them
(It's John Holbrook's fault)
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house
Record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges
I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor
(gon' get you mayor) , the mayor
Durkee White is my best friend
He lives in West Virginia on a dead end
We talk over each other when we pretend
We got all the proof, y'all
You just don't you just don't understand
Durkee showed me lots of ninja moves
And some Polaroids of some boobs
And I always only tell the truth
Now the turkey's in the chicken coop
I'm the shit, Amber Heard's poop
Pirate of the Butts, maybe true
Ain't a person that I won't sue
Wish Church was covered in barbeque
And the mayor, I won't forget you either
(I'll never forget the mayor)
I seen you at the Piggly Wiggly yesterday
Mayor (It's John Holbrook's fault)
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house
Record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges
I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor, the mayor
Dagburn dagburn
I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Sneak into his house, tape player
Ain't fair, tickle-fight the mayor
File so many charges but nobody cares
Ain't fair (It ain't) paintsville's fault
(Everybody already knows that though)
I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Pigs in a blanket is my favorite flavor
I said I wasn't 'bout tryin'
Even had a waiver
I guess I'm too soft, like a Nilla wafer
Got Redneck Nation as my screensaver
I'm editin' my videos on a Acer
Yeah, Ryan Upchurch, ain't nobody faker
He's callin' me a pussy while
He's playin' with a laser
And I'm bein' serious, y'all, I ain't chasin'
'round this red dot no more, aight?
I got charges to file, a whole bunch of them
(It's John Holbrook's fault)
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house
Record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges
I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor
(gon' get you mayor) , the mayor
Durkee White is my best friend
He lives in West Virginia on a dead end
We talk over each other when we pretend
We got all the proof, y'all
You just don't you just don't understand
Durkee showed me lots of ninja moves
And some Polaroids of some boobs
And I always only tell the truth
Now the turkey's in the chicken coop
I'm the shit, Amber Heard's poop
Pirate of the Butts, maybe true
Ain't a person that I won't sue
Wish Church was covered in barbeque
And the mayor, I won't forget you either
(I'll never forget the mayor)
I seen you at the Piggly Wiggly yesterday
Mayor (It's John Holbrook's fault)
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house
Record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges
I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor, the mayor
Dagburn dagburn
I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Sneak into his house, tape player
Ain't fair, tickle-fight the mayor
File so many charges but nobody cares
Ain't fair (It ain't) paintsville's fault
(Everybody already knows that though)