URLtv, Lu Castro, Charlie Clips - Charlie Clips vs. Lu Castro lyrics

Yo, how I hear about this
Battle from you before Beasley?
I ain't even get a call from him
I hung up that phone
Started settin' that trap
Then Saw somethin' chop his body up
So Smack you ain't gotta ask what room he in
Hittin' all of 'em
The Ruler's Back, just to shoot the bastard
Whip it, Lu could blast it
Flip it, leg up, shoot, this has Luka magic
Slide across his hood
It's a Dukes Of Hazzard soon as I seen dawg
I knew he was a bitch off the rip
Now I'm pullin' up to Harlem
Hittin' licks on the strip
Drive in movie theater
We watchin' Clips from the whip
I get his attention, then it's extensions
You see blickies out
I holla, "Hey (hay)! You see sticks?"
Then they hit like bricks
The three piggies house copy
You requested this smoke
Now come and stop me
Caffeine staff like Xodia
Piecin' all these cards together just to
End up with one body
I'll draw on him, sketchin' shit
Where Jakk at? It's extra lit
I'm goin' to gym class on yo' bitch ass
We start by stretchin' shit
Put him down, the deficit
The highlight, The Best Of Clips
Cross me, the demon come out
Let's start The Exorcist
My regiment, stabby stab
Wipe, then burn the blade
You heard the steps?
Spirit then cleanse, we burnin' sage
Turn the page
I'm wild focused, my mind is clear
Do not worry about how many
Battles I got booked, i got lines for years
I check men, then it's X-Men
They all dyin' this year
I said X-Men, spine shot
Charles confined to a chair aah
Let's get the shit 30's and 0-2-1's
See my plan was to break into
Your house with this new gun shoot somethin'
Kick in the door, green beam wit' it
But he not there, now I gotta think of a
Whole 'nother scheme wit' it
Slide to yo' mame house, swammie out
But, I would never touch mom duke
I took the manly route
But, your brother? Cousins? Clips
I'll make 'em all foam
Thought I was gonna miss ya Uncle
Charles? You had to pick his
Bones up at the 'Crossroads'
I'll drive-by, windows is 5%
Roll 'em down, load and blaow
Then wipe the prints
Pole out, the ruler in, then wipe the prints
(prince) i said you done fo'
Before we pull off, I send him one mo'
Gunsmoke, blow up, skeeert
(skirt) Marilyn Monroe
Whip the pot, you have to lose
Blast the tool if I get mad at you, skeeert
(skirt) on all you bitches Catholic school
We both battled at Chris Brown's house
It was that recent
You think he finna do what Fonz did?
The MAC squeezes
Y'all got me fucked up thinkin'
Charlie the Land Lord
We ain't watchin' Black Jesus
Do not fuck my battle up
Cause I ain't gon' take it eas' on him
You try to freestyle the
Whole round versus me, you know he's gonna
Get to chokin', Heimlich maneuver
You get to chokin', squeeze on him
Nah, let's get the shit
Yeah I did the shit, I know it sadly
But, if the cops ask
'It Wasn't Me' I feel like Shaggy
They gon' have to identify him by
The ink on his body, i did him badly
That tat'll tell
(tattletale) the cops everything
Just like yo' daddy
Get in the game, this the playoffs nigga
Me wildin' is somethin' you did not see
(Nazi) you should've brought Adolf witcha
That bulldog, leave a hole at the top
Y'all better say y'all scriptures
A leave a Space at the top
Nigga lay off Twitter
But, you ain't got a Twitter
Just Instagram? Not the 'Book too?
You got grandma that get crazy with
The baked macaroni and cheese elbows
I'm 'bout to cook you aye boy
You fat as hell 'runnin' 'round eatin'
Vegan bacon witcha dumb ass
You ain't got no doors in ya house
Just the beads that hang from
The ceilin' witcha bum ass
You was one of them kids that
Grew up and had Gamecast, not Dreamcast
You just let water run on
Yo' back cause you too
Fat to wash it with soap with ya stink ass
You wrote an angry letter
To McDonalds to bring
Back the steak bagel witcha mad ass
You can't get out the car without your
Ass crack showin' wit' ya fat ass (Get him)
You mad trash
I hope next round you brought a gun to shoot
Do not die yet nigga, I'm not done witchu
Psych I lied, this fun for Lu, dump the tool
One and two
We both battled at Chris Brown house
I'll give Chuck the 'Deuce' it's the big Lu
Time man

Aye whatchu say? "Skirt off like
Chicks in a Catholic school"?
I peeped ya style I was learnin'
Now I'm swervin' we on Wild 'N Out
Don't know Nick keep the deuce
Deuce under the turban
But, I'm learnin', concernin'
Watch this crowd cause we swervin'
And my skeeert
(skirt) off like Jaz last time bein' a virgin
I'm servin'

I was watchin', I was learnin' i skeeert
(skirt) off like Jaz last time bein'
(a virgin) ayyye small dawg!
Ayyye small dawg!
Smack hit my line and said
"Yo! I wanna see you and Mr wild Strong"
I text that nigga back, "That's wildpause
Plus, I don't even know who the fuck that is"
He said, "A nigga that got killed
At Chris Brown house"
I said, "Oh, Lu Castro" I'ma mix it
Whip it, flip it, grip it
And hit you wit' a gun that big
I'ma send you all the way
To the Darkside with
A sticky note on a bullet that say
"Come back Brizz"
You supposed to be Mr stabby Stab?
Well nigga if we fighty fight
And you grabby grab then I'm gladdy glad
Cause now I get to pully pull and watch
The bullet go through ya abby ab
Mr wild Strong start feelin' wild weak
I step back and do a little laughy laugh
Cause you don't know that a booster shot
Come right after the jabby jab
Nigga, you think you some type of boxer?
Well run up on a nigga that's
Husky and get ya chin crossed
I'll leave you in the trunk to rot while the
(rottweiler) cops try to figure out
What's givin' this scent off
The Nina Golden
But if I don't get a chance to retrieve her
(Retreiver) , I let the Sig off
Aye Holla, you ain't even know
I just killed him with all big dogs
Boxer, Husky, Rottweiler, Gold Retreiver
Y'all know how Clips do
Y'all gave him the belt at Midnight Madness
Lil' dog ain't deserve that shit Tsu
(Shih Tzu)
You was supposed to get cleaned up
The only reason you was doin' all that
Barkin' was caught my nigga T drunk
You not a big dog you a Yorkie
Who only won cause there was somethin' in T
(ea) Cup
If this 4 hit you, All Dogs Go To Heaven Lu
Don't let the Lord get you
Potato on the barrel
I turn a 45 to a dog whistle
Let the Glock holler
Speak on my name, it better be a short tale
(tail) like a Rottweiler
Cause the bulldog was designed to get rid
Of the roof like a shock collar
Aye, I got a question for you
When you came up with that
"Ayyyye big dawg" shit
Was you puttin' a lot of zaza in ya blunt?
In the crib watchin' Animal
Planet like, "Nah, nah
Nah i gotta try this shit once"
Well big dawg
You talk wrong to me I'ma break ya jaw
Or let five fly from the pump
And ayyyye big dawg
Won't be able to chew wawa for a month
What? That was a reach?
Well let Surf know how I do out here
My Real Name ain't Brandon but life
Is a zoo out here i got Llamas, bulldogs
Eagles and they all pointed on Lu out here
And it's gonna be a Never Ending
Story on how big dawg (dog) flew out here
Do y'all remember when Roc put Danny
Myers daughter in the oven?
And then the nigga locked the door closed
Haha he said, "I ain't gonna
Come home to Dominque
You gonna be comin' home to Dominos"
I ain't gon' lie that was crazy Roc
My nigga you flossed on that
And I don't mean to make your
Shit sound a lil' cheesy
But, I feel you can add a
Lil' more sauce on that
I understand you was in war mode
But we don't put kids in the
Oven and lock the door closed
We hit his block with a 100 shots and
Give 'em all Tombstones before
The store close
You said somethin' 'bout Uncle Charles?
Well this right hook gonna send
You to 'The Crossroads'
Cause when this nigga chin get hit
The body stiffen up because the jaw knows
(Digiornos) you know what? I'm so
Motherfuckin' mean with it
"Hello Dominos? Yes i would like to order-"
(A whole 'nother scheme with it)
You see they like that?
Put your hand on my doe
(dough) or my cheese and I'ma slice that
Or you gon' get wings
But a voice gon' be in
Ya ear screamin' Fight back!"
Do y'all believe in a Parallel Universe?
(I do) cause, I'm send extra large rounds
To where his wife at
But the crazy part is he gotta
To a medium his wife back and it's like that

Yo boy i said boy, shut the fuck up
I already beat the shit outta Big T
You and Shotgun Suge the
Last obese niggas from
The Smack Era to do greasy left
Y'all all been paying attention to Bel-Aire
Right?
Alright listen closely, this gon' be an easy
(Eazy) death charlie you, ass
You 'bout to make Lu spaz
This like Fast & The Furious
I mean we get the same Clips over and over
But each time we get a slightly new cast
(Cast') tool blast
Buck! Buck! Knock it off
Beat me? Pssst, you wish (Jewish) Mazel tov
Aye, then another Fast 8 spin
Off Hobbs & Shaw lordy Lord
Deep range, with a scope on it
I see thangs, pause everything
It's a freeze frame squeeze, bang
Hit his chin, then his chest
Make him do the T-Pain
Then his shit bag from this point
On it's 'bout to get bad
Yo, yo, you and Hitman Holla
DC Young Fly introduce me to
Nick Cannon so I can
Get on Wild 'N Out before I get mad
Do him dirty, with the handle
You gots to suffer
Pistol whip, with the grip, oh yeah
I got you Sucka his lady jumped in the way
C'mon I'm not gon' touch her
You better tell that bitch 'Beat It'
Before it's 'Billy Jean' and 'I
('m, k) Not Your Lover' aw damn this shit
Man it's lit if I ask you any questions
You better answer it
Whip it, 'fore I blam the shit
Mix it, can smokin', kill him slow
This my cancer stick
Bro just hand the grip, and it's lit
I get to strikin'
Like lightenin', I don't gotta ask
(axe) for a weapon, I'm not a Viking
Stand back, I know exactly where yo' man at
Kidnap him, we got Charlie and
Your son DNA, oooh, it's his granddad
Ya man trash you be preppin' too late often
Gauge barkin'
I's (eyes) the first to go like slaves talkin'
Now we on that roof
I come up there? I'm tryin' to shoot shit
Bring him to the end, get him spooked quick
I'm ruthless cause you ain't never do shit
Cause, I heard allegedly
(a ledge it leave) it terrified and I'm
Still (steel) tryin' to prove it you doofus
We gon' creep in the same outfit
Is he at DNA crib or is DNA at his crib?
Ah, who cares, it's the same house bitch
Aye, soon as I come across Charlie
Bang on him game blouses
The wildest boy, you always actin' childish
NK25, the biggest Sig', all black and mildish
Oh, now this unload and tuck
Beat me? I think the fuck not
My field goal percentage high but
How? When Chuck shot? Buckshot
Abuse him extendos, use 'em
I'll pull up to your family
Reunion on the intro, deuce
(introduce) him wildin'
Brolic nigga, let somethin' all blast
Or he gon' see some nigga diesel
Smith, Chuck in the suit, NBA Today broadcast
Which gun should I use?
Cause, I don't fear drama
Should I use this MAC? Smith? Or
Should I just air Llamas?
Nah, this 4 apparent
(a parent) like 'Dear Mama' fuck Charlie
Oooh it's a knife stuck Charlie
Or get a leg shot, with the baby in this knee
(Disney) it's your go, good luck Charlie
It's the Big Lu

Aye, do y'all notice that the nigga
Lu always havin' a malfunction?
In the middle of his battle
He just breaks down
Forget a round and all he can remember is
The "whip it" "flip it" "mix it"
You know why?
Cause he's not a human he's a robot
That the nigga Smack is
Still currently fixin'
The nigga Smack come home drunk like
"Nahmasayin'? I don't even know the name of
This wrench that I'm holdin'
I just know I want the nigga
To be 5% bars, 5% performance, and-
Tightens bolt on the Lu Castro robot
90% slogan" then the nigga Lu wake up
Like- first thing he
Stove then he come up with "whip the pot"
Like, "It's a lot am I human? Am
I Blood? Am I Crip or not?
I want to kiss a thot, lick her box
I don't care if she get the cock this is hot"
And then I unplug the nigga like
"this is not" if I lift the Glock
Angry nigga playin' Jenga I'm tryin'
To hit ya block then I switch the plot
Oh it ain't no Biggie until you sit wit' 'Pac
Switch the chop'
Look like I got my hands around a Swiffer mop
Then slip the shot
Every time I reach it's just a different Dot
But let's switch the plot
Now I'm in his baby mom's house
I'm 'bout to get the top
She gon' lick the cock old school dance
I show her the snake and then I get the wop
This nigga knock, walk in like
"Yo! Hoe! I know this nigga not!
How you get inside my mom's house?"
Eeeerrrr!
Surf showed me how to pick the lock
My nigga STOP you be walkin' around
See the way you address niggas
It be wild wrong
The irony of your bars being wild weak but
All your slogans seem to be wild strong
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
Nigga ya breath, i can smell it through the
Mask when you yawnin'
You wanna know what's wild strong? Jaz face
When she wake up in the mornin'
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
Puttin' on alcohol after you get a
Shape up from a Spanish dude
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
A burp after you eat Jamaican or Spanish food
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
A nigga that sit in the
Middle seat of Spirit airlines
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
Any barber that can bring back Twork hairline
Last but not least
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
Hearin' jokes from a Harlem nigga
Cause they'll cut you up
Do you wanna know what's wild strong?
The patience Smack got wit' you
Knowin' every battle you keep fuckin' up
Enough's enough i will stretch ya chin
Put quarters in the game
You gon' need extra men
Cause Scott Van Pelt ain't see
This kinda Clip since ESPN
You know what slogan you got that I hate
The most? The one where you scream
"Let me win!" i will leave you shot in
Front of the hospital and
You gon' beg for them to let you in
Nigga, let's begin
The crazy part is I just started to drag you
I'm an 80's baby, yeah Sega Genesis
Use this cartridge to blast you
They gon' find ya legs in the Bronx
Arms in Harlem
Coroner could only partially tag you
And I'll leave you and your followers to go
Up depending on what's in this Arsonal tag
You know what other slogan I hate you got?
You what's the other slogan?
What's the other slogan he got?
Uh, uh, uh "The Ruler's Back!"
Not at first I thought that was the rumor
Cause what nigga gon' scream
"The Ruler's Back!" to an actual shooter?
You scream, "The Ruler's Back" to me
I'ma clap ya medulla long bullet
Look like I hit the "The Ruler's Back"
With the back of a ruler

You know what? Go 'head

Wait hold up! This is no lie
I just thought about this
On the side I just thought of somethin' crazy
I'll catch Lu walkin' with his newborn
In a park with his lady
Now I can make him kiss the baldhead
Like Lil' Weezy and Baby
Or I can hit him with tear gas
Leave Lu wheezy and the baby
And I'ma do it all by my lonely
Like Lil' Weezy and Da Baby
And where they gon' find the
Body? In Louisianna baby!

Alright so look
Last time I was on Caffeine y'all
Lose my battle with Drugz, okay I got it
Now it's time to get clean, on everything
From here on out, body, gangsta
Cruise through Harlem, a lot of anger
White van
Toys out the window stranger danger banger
Flame ya set 'em high
He choked versus B dot but the App still
Got him winnin' cause he's fat and funny
Let him die do I look pussy to you?
Why niggas be screamin' my name
With all this malice?
Like I ain't a scary site
Like I am not the wildest
Well send a prayer up, take him to church
This where I see him
Hope you niggas believe in God cause
When you holler "Lu" ya
(hallelujah) gonna meet Him
It's hella smoke, I'm finna do him greasy
Sloppy
British bulldog, what I got in my coat he
(COTY) got it three times like Geechi Gotti
Cook and blam keep spinnin' this the jam
Caught him off guard
In front of everybody Kissing Cam
Yo you know me fam'?
Cause when he on the card he act a mess
A seasoned vet' gon' be seizing
Up from cardiac arrest sign up
I asked you a question Clips
Make your mind up
I always ask you niggas if you
Know me fam' so I
Can decide who can point me out in a lineup
You said you hurt your foot
That's why we had to reschedule
He tried to fool ya, all
The problems with a foot
Niggas still couldn't duck The Ruler
Nigga you wildin', Wildin'! Wildin'! Wildin'!
While out here ya dead
Look at him thinkin' of rebuttals
Boy, I'll shoot the freestyles out ya head
And get to pistol whippin' until
I bruise dude head mix it, dude dead
Clips fuzzy, thoughts not clear
Wait it's a bootleg
Wait bootleg? I'll make somethin'
Leak on Clips razor blade
Sweet as a granny kiss the cheek on Clips
Feds askin', "Where he last been?"
Lips beyond zipped
Charlie CLAPPED cause Charlie Chaplin
We don't speak on Clips
We was inside that trap, for nights in fact
Jumpin' from motel to motel
What life was that?
Waitin' on the plug to show up
With all types of packs
Man was nervous, anderson Burrus
The white is wrapped (whitest rap)
I said aye big dawg! (Aye Big Dawg)
AYE BIG DAWG! (Aye Big Dawg)
They know my shit Charles
Last time I was here on
This stage battlin' a vet'
I drug out a body
That's cause whoever I'm with draws
(withdrawals)
Let me get some of that slogan water
Yo! Yo! Gimme some
Yo, let me get some of that slogan water
I was just loadin'
Now why the fuck would I guess what room
You in Charlie when I'm controlin' it?
You said I'm all slogans, right?
That make this vermin dumb
He said, "Sike I lied", "Grandma's cookin'"
"Guess what room I'm in"
Who the fuck do you think I learned it from?
You asked for me, I didn't ask for you
That's why I'm a legend with the belt
Cause when you see me up
Here in front these people
You see a former reflection of yourself
But, you said I'm missin' somethin'
Well you gonna be missin' ya top
When I insert a clip, then reverse the clip
It's live when I keep shootin'
Bring it to the top, i pinned his comment
Blaze toast
Or I could deck you until ya face broke
More rights than gay folks
So try me Dej Loaf
I catch you in that whip, bitch it's lit
It's can' time
Glass breaks, Stone Cold, car crash Mankind
It's the Big Lu
That shit that y'all kickin' is childish
Somebody should've told 'em
Bronx niggas the wildest

I need everyone quiet for this one
He said, "You get shot if you holler 'Lu'"
Amen this 'bout to be a long day
Do y'all mind if I take
Y'all to church now since
My disciple tried to teach
Y'all the wrong way?
Now the Lord work in mysterious ways amen?
(Amen) and the purpose you serving
On Earth is wonderful you see
God put you here to show these new
Crucible niggas what not to do
So be careful y'all before
Your purse deductible
See we forget, but the Lord don't
Like the time Fonz had you
Layin' in the dirt uncomfortable
You thought you was low
Tried to get back poppin' and
What did God do?
Put a twerk (Twork) in front of you
You choke one event- we in church amen?
(Amen)
He choke one event, you choke the next
The most you ever gon' do
Is be even with Twork
It's to the point that people
In China steamin' yo'
Shirts start to question what's
Your reason for merch'
Oh the Lord been tryin' to give
You signs this whole time
But, you'd rather be a heathen in
Church instead of realizing' you ain't
Dope no more and now you
Out here leanin' on Surf but God see it Lu
And that's why he got
Drugz receiving the perks (percs)
What about Jakkboy? Amen?
(Amen)
Let's talk about Jakkboy bein' the main
(Maine) person of the Goonies now
But pay attention y'all cause this a fact
You better grab one of Saga hands Lu and pray
To the Lord with him or it's a wrap
Get intact cause the distance between you
And this lowlife
Thug is becomin' this and that
And the reason I said grab one
Of Saga hands is cause
It's the one thing that know
How to get the jack

(Crowd starts chanting 3-0)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooh! O-o-o oh smack relax-
You know what? I'ma spare you this one
Don't do that again don't do
That again only reason I'm spare him
Is cause we in church amen? (Amen)


Now let's switch the facts
Now let's talk about how the
White boy left The Goonies
If you ask me he was hella smart
Glue' decided not to stick around
And everything just fell apart
Now the crazy part is he
Was gettin' three racks a
Battle and you was out here only seein' two
And I wanted to keep that between me and you
But ain't it crazy
(Krazy) how the nigga Lu is one
G away from bein' "Glu"
The Lord work in mysterious ways amen?
(Amen) and that's why I'm on
Stage rappin' wit' grace
You shouldn't even look Smack in the face
Because ya last couple performances been
A smack in the face
You chose Midnight Madness over URL
So they booked a king to put
You back in ya place
God knew this joker wasn't
Ready for this card
So He surrounded him this a jack
(Jakk) and an Ace
And they met when they was 21
He gon' lie and say, "Nah"
Go 'head Lu get ya lie on
Salute to my nigga Ryda with the silk
Shirt he got his fly on
Well he gon' try to wear silk too and that
Same day he gon' get his die on
And you know what happen when Blood get
All over silk? It turn to nylon
But we still in church, no violence
Now that was just an introduction
To this main part
If you don't believe in God from this one
Then I have nothing to say after
But Fidel Castro gotta be rollin'
Over in his grave to
Know his last name was stolen by a gay rapper
You chose to name yourself
"Castro" like Fidel
Well, with this piece of information
Y'all gon' have to pray after
Cause you was born November 24th
And Fidel died the day after
This ain't no coincidence Lu
It's like God blessed me with this gift
You was born November 24th
Fidel Castro died November 25th
And what's crazy about his name is
You prolly would've took it sooner
Took a nigga name from Cuba
But we still don't see the good in
(Gooding) Junior

Remember we in church, it's a slow roast
Welcome to the feast, this is
Just a slow roast, pay attention

I just broke down Lu life and The Goonies
Enough shit to make a team explode
Been showin' God so much praise I
Forgot to go into demon mode
What the fuck is up?
I love the X but I'm from
Harlem where we double up
Put our Timbs on, hop out the fuckin' truck
And March into April and let it
Rain for a fuckin' month
So many shots hit ya block that the
Nigga O-Red tried to jump in front
Put his hand up and told my
Calicoe that "You've done enough"
You'se a fuckin' punk
And Smack told you and Twork that
This is y'all last chance
Cause y'all like Jordan and
Pippen when they couldn't
Beat the Pistons on The Last Dance
You stole everything from Twork
His style, his voice
You even get into his lil' rap stance
You'll never be half of Twork
Your new name is "Lap Dance" random

Crowd starts chanting 3-0

My nigga Tsunami been doin' great as of late
So I've been gettin' DM's lately and shit
Niggas been askin' me to give him a rematch
But we all know Clips too mean
I understand some of y'all want me
To give Surf his victory
Rematch back cause his rounds is
What he get through clean
But what me and Surf gon'
Do? Basketball bars? Dragonball Z?
I don't wanna hit my dawg with a Ginyu scheme
Cause y'all know if I get
Mad and turn Super Saiyan
Y'all gon' have to have to send Tsu
(Senzu) Beans i make y'all remember
Every muthafuckin' quote
The only battle rapper that can win
A battle with a muthafuckin' joke
I show up, I do my thing
Could care less what a muthafucka wrote
It's only one animal that can walk on
Mt rushmore and that's the muthafuckin' GOAT!