URLtv, Charlie Clips, Z The Dropout - Charlie Clips vs. Yoshi G lyrics

Ayo, Charlotte what's poppin'?
Aye, before I get into my round
Ladies let me hear y'all make some noise

Ladies cheer

Fuck y'all i came to this mothafucka to
This shit for the men
Remember when Lady Flamez hit Jakkboy
With that "fuck you" shit?
Let's see if they like when we
Do that shit to them
Fuck you, for actin' like you took a Plan B
Knowin you gon' keep the baby regardless
Fuck you, for comin' home and puttin' ya
Tampon in the garbage
Alright, I had to make sure we was good
A thot in battle rap is
Somethin' we gotta deal with
If you really about that thot life
You'll turn to the crowd and show
'em one ya titties real quick
Yoshi I fuck wit' you
But the little boy nipples
Make me uncomfortable
The type of chick I couldn't build with
The type to give another nigga head
Just because ya husband didn't
Toast the bread makin' ya kids
Sandwiches for they field trip
You stole Pristavia boots at
Chrome 23 and you
Put them shit's in ya bag real quick
Somebody tell Mario and Luigi that Yoshi
In the streets catchin' real licks
Verb had the nerve to make her Island Gang
I can imagine all the shit he gotta deal wit'
A vegan fuckin' a chicken that
Eat nothin' but beef, i peep the meal switch
"Chicken", "Vegan", "Beef"
Did y'all peep how I reveal shit?
"Chicken', "Beef", "veal"
Let me get into my real shit
Now at the Face Off you was beggin'
Me to take a round off
Army fatigue color Camero
Look like I've been around Dolph
I let a round off, body parts everywhere
The coroner could only round off
They said, "Who you killin' next?" I said
"Yo!" Thought I was startin' my round off
Aye, do me a favor, stop sis'
You had a ghostwriter before
You're ineligible to be top five
Or even top six
I ain't supposed to battle you after
What I did to Lu
I'm supposed to be in the tropics
But, I'm tight cause I ain't book my flight
Instead I got delt a
(Delta) little thot bitch
Who's Spirit connects with other
Hoes when they
Get United with her thot clique
You think you in ya bag, goin' overheads
You need to stop this
You're just extra luggage
We let you carry on like you a top chick
You wasn't in the first class when Queen Of
The Ring and them used to drop shit
And you only like to jump on
Planes cause they got a cockpit
You not slick, you think you complex
But if you ask me, the chick is simple
You told the battle league
"Y'all got me payin' for my fuckin' room" and
Come to find out it was the incidentals
It mega hurts
(Hertz) to know you can run an Enterprise
But all you wanna do is
Get fucked in a rental
You get around rappers and let 'em beat
You're not a human you're an instrumental
That drink cum and shit
Then you turn around and act like
You a nun and shit
That's why I'm gunnin' shit
You wanted Charlie well you gonna get
Hit with a hundred Clips
And you disrespected Remy Ma
Knowin' she a female legend
And she runnin' shit
I'ma leave you dead in the middle
Of Little Italy for your Pun-ishment
Aye, you must of took a shot of Remy
Before you took a shot at Remy
Cause a sober person ain't gonna
Diss Rem' and miss (reminisce)
And then you disrespect her assistant Jen
I don't know why you add her friend in this
When Jen paid for your flight
Got you right and the one who
Gave you all your benefit's
But, you Yoshi, you only know Nintendo
She ain't even peep the Jen assist (Genesis)
Yoshi, you could suck a pint
Of Blood out a Crip
Make the nigga walk off like "Good job cuz"
You ain't just a battle rap thot
You was always gon' be one no
Matter what the job was
If you was a model you would go 'head
And suck dick before you hit the runway
If you was a car saleswoman
You would suck a dick before
You sell a Hyundai verb got you as his girl?
Ayo Verb I hope you realize one day
No matter how much this chick feel Aye
(Chic-Fil-A)
Her mouth always gon' be open on a Sunday
Aye Charlotte, as y'all can see I didn't
Come here for the BS
Wrestling fan and you gon' suck it
That's word to DX yoshi you're outdated
You'll never blossom on a PS
You a dick sucker and that's
Why Nintendo named it DS
Tay Roc voice, "light bars"

Ayo, if one of your 39
Boyfriends jump in my way
I might snipe that nigga
And it's funny you brought up Mr marcus
Cause you wear your hat just like that nigga
And her mouth is where I put the cock back
And let her fire just like that trigger
Notice she slammed her hat like Rex
And I'ma make you retire just like that nigga
I will never let you put
Your mouth on my blunt
I'd rather give you all the weed you want
Tell you to roll up and even light it for you
Now, I just wanna say you made
It to the big stage Yoshi
On some G shit I'm delighted for you
You actually have a chance
To kill Charlie Clips
And I know your family is excited for you
So I just wanted to say "congratulations" and
The seven niggas that's writin' for you
You know I bumped into a video
Of you cryin' the other day?
I seen that shit and was like, "no way"
She said, "Tsu Surf I
Don't understand bars sometimes, okay?"
So let me get this straight, you can make
A complex scheme about gettin' cash and all
Havin' no ass at all
The Brotherhood where you smashed it all
Make a reference about basketball
But then tell
Surf you don't know about basketball
Sound like somebody writin' for you
I tell you what, if you really
An MC freestyle right now, go 'head
No? Go 'head Yoshi, you can try it then

Yoshi starts talking to Clips

Don't get mad you mad i'm
Still gon' fuck you you
Good this battle was foreplay i'ma
Get to that later

Aye, you know what? You just got mad at me
Right?
But, I'ma show you that I'm still on ya side
Life if ya son was havin' trouble in school
Right? Listen will you listen to me?
Alright listen to me
If your son was havin' trouble in
School guess what I would've did?
I would've taught him for you
If I was ya man and your
Ex popped up talkin' shit
I would've fought him for you
All them little thot demons you
Got in ya house
I would've caught 'em for you
You don't need dick, you need Jesus bitch
And I brought him for you

My child!

Hold it down
Hold it down give Jesus respect please,!

My child! I'm tryin' real hard not to send
You down where it's hot but see in paradise
We ain't really got space for thots
You need to stop
Have faith in me and start believin'
Start to pray and gettin' down on
Them knees for the right reasons
You a heathen

Please! He is trying to lead her
To the right direction! Talk
To her again Jesus one more
Time bring it back Jesus

Start to pray and gettin' down on
Them knees for the right reasons
You a heathen
Done sucked up so many of my children
I can still hear them screamin'
That mouth crazy
Give "speaking in tongues" a
Whole new meanin'

Hold on now Jesus
When I asked you to come talk to her
You were supposed to perform a miracle
Nigga, you tryin' to get booked for NOME 20
I didn't ask you to be lyrical
But cover your ears Jesus
This is 'bout to get crazy alright
I got respect for nothin'
After this battle you gon' give
Me neck or somethin' or I'ma get inside them
Walls and do construction
I get to wreckin' somethin'
Me and my niggas gon' run a train
I'ma be the first to bust
Right on your neck or somethin'
Aye Jesus what you doin'?

Step aside my son
You know I'm the second comin' (cumming)

Aye Charolotte
The perfect opportunity for this nigga
To start black preachin'
He picked the right heathen
But why the fuck would you
Pick a white Jesus?

I ain't gon' lie
I don't even wanna rhyme after that
But, I have to, so ahh
Alright, before I get into my round
Quick side note
I knew she was gonna rebuttal
The whole Jesus thing, of course I know
I just wanted to say that as a black man
He's just albino
But this the round where you
Should be scared of Clips you and all two of
Your ghostwriters ain't even
Gonna get a chance to prepare for this
I'ma break you down so fuckin'
Bad you gon' offer me
Your whole second half to
Become your new therapist
Now you call yourself a thot
And you want the whole world to know
That you sick with the head
But the truth is Yoshi you not
You just sick in the head but see
I think it all started from when your step
Pops told you to get in the bed
And he took it too far one night
When he went to tickle ya-
Now I'ma keep it right there

Clips to the crowd
I'ma tell you what's funny this
Ain't even a true story
But now y'all make it feel like
It is so I like that

Now I'ma keep it right there
Cause my mission in this round
Is not to embarrass her
See it's for me to get deep
Into her mind to figure out
What made her want to be
A Super Mario Brother character
Oh this shit is insane
I know she don't wanna revisit the pain
But, I bought us all first class tickets so
Let's take this trip down memory lane
To the night you was a little girl

Lady in the crowd yells up
To Charlie and Charlie responds you good?
I mean, that's them talkin' baby girl
That ain't even me
But, you can't complain too much cause
You done got in for free
So you can chill aye c'mon I
Wanna get this shit over with

I wanna go back to that night
You was a scared little girl
You was about to go cry and
Go sit in the rain
'Til you ran past your little brother room
And you heard him playin' a videogame
You heard Charlie starts humming the
Super Mario Bros theme song
So Yoshi opened the door
Your brother was playin' Super Mario
Brother that's a fact
You seen a dinosaur, stick his tongue and eat
A bunch of niggas and you said
"I wanna be just like that"
You've been eatin' niggas ever since
The name "Yoshi" never fell in ya lap
You are a victim and an abuser
But you just put on one hell of an act
You shoot at niggas and
You shoot at yourself
And you do it with one hell of a MAC
And what's crazy is
Yoshi was born with a shell in his back
Not to hold you, but pay attention Yoshi I'm
Tryin' to mold you
I'm not Mario bitch, I'm more like Wario
I will fold you
Smack you off the screen before the
New Nintendo could upload you
I don't know what mushroom they
Sold you but you
Gettin' big headed Princess and
I done told you you a fuckin' hoe

Charlie starts talking to the crowd
Oh don't worry, don't worry
Don't worry i gotta pick up the steam after
That dry ass round don't talk to
Her like that? I'm sorry
But she's a fuckin' hoe you
Said don't talk to her like that? You know?
You wanna fuckin' know?

Cause in 2005 Nintendo made a game
Called Yoshi Touch & Go
Now, after findin' out all this information
Which one of you niggas wanna
Get ass from her?
You got a sibling? Well bring them
Cause Yoshi like to Smash Brothers
I ain't gonna- hold up
Y'all know what? I'm so
Motherfuckin' mean with it
Since this Yoshi and I kinda look like
Mario I might as well do
(A whole 'nother scheme with it)
Bitch I'm extra nice
You tried to disrespect my sex game
That got me extra tight
This dick already brought you to a new stage
Respect the pipe
I heard you fertile as shit so I gotta
Make sure the condom fit extra tight
Cause Lord knows if I bust One Up in it
That's an Extra Life
You named yourself "Yoshi"
Bitch your career was bad from the start
Bringin' video games into real life is
Kinda bad for ya heart
All you wanna do is suck dick and
Drive and rip a Magnum apart
Yoshi throwin' back bananas
Shit look like Mario Kart
Aye, I know what y'all thinkin'
Like, "Here go Clips with a
Big ole grip gettin'
His Duck Hunting with a big ole fifth"
I'm tryin' to pull a plug on
Yoshi make a Nintendo glitch new cartridge
Did y'all even see the Nintendo Switch?
I could do this shit all day
Peep this! Y'all remember I'm the controller
Well this the remix
Cause she start trouble and then she
Wanna select who she beef wit'
Aye Beasley, her head go up and down, left
Right, it's like a speedbag
I didn't even get the chop' in my house
I got it while I was in D pad

The crowd starts yelling "Leave her alone!"

Alight, alright, alright, alright
Leave her alone?
Alight, alright, alright, alright
For all my niggas in Charlotte
I'ma end this round and say it's over
I just wanted this little bitch
To know, don't disrespect me
I'm the controller
So now y'all know about Yoshi
She could never be a soldier
And if this cartridge blowin' I just hope
Y'all in the crowd can console her round