URLtv, Real Deal - Real Deal vs. Money Bagz lyrics

He said that I'm Joe DiMaggio
Well I guess I'ma catch a body you wrong
I'm from Pittsburgh so I beat New
York and walk off like Mazeroski
Now let's keep it real, your whole life
You're gonna be nothing but a certified goon
You sleep on your mother's couch all day
Will be lucky if you surface by noon
You have no skills
No trade and a hamburger's IQ
You wanna know what's some gangster ass shit
Though? Paying bills and working my dude!
Question, Technique
How many underground rappers really
Live off rap? I mean that young goon shit's
Cute but when you
30 with a kid you gon' live off that?
Imagine him in a job interview in
A seating area, dressed all gangster
Waiting
"C'mon in and have a seat Timothy I
Have some questions about your application
Umm, it says here Experience?
You put 'Pause'
Race and work? you put "Other"
Emergency Contacts? you put 'Word
To my mother'
And no offence Tim you really seem
Like a stand up guy
But 'Address?' you put 'Jamaica
Queens stand up' "Why?"
References? 'Team Homi'
Desired salary? Oh, 'Loyalty over money'"
That's when he turns to look
At the other interviewer like
"Boy he seems like a dummy"
Then he says, "Okay, I
Think we're 'bout done
We can wrap this meeting up
The door's out to your left don't call us
We'll be in touch" i mean let's be real
You're not going to make a career
Out of being a battle MC
So I recognize real that's why
I have a degree
All that shit you do for Team Homi
And you ain't seen a cent
It's time to cut the riff raff Riff
Raff and go from G's to gents
Since you mention my degree
Swave's on that karate steez
So you and your associates gon'
Bow to your masters
You told your chick you had to dip
Cause you was down with the bachelors
She called you
"gay" so you tried to doctor it
(doctorate) after
Asking for a three way scene
The only dude to go to
Brooklyn Academy strictly for PHd