URLtv, Real Deal - Real Deal vs Young Kannon lyrics

It's Young Kannon, the half black
Half Mexican rapper
Real average pen game to go
With even more mediocre swagger
Nothing he'll say today will
Be worth referencing after
But y'all might think he's nice if you don't
Like bars and think aggression's a factor
I mean his hands are waving, he's animated
The dude is hype but, you can't escape it
What Kannon's saying is super light
It's always the loudest in the room
Got to act the toughest
I'll beat your face til you
Leaking out in gallon buckets
We'll take it outside I'ma beat
Your ass in public it's routine for me to
Flip like Gabby Douglas
You soft as a Push Pop and
Your whole corner looks soft
Oh but he's from Chicago
I don't give a fuck I
Still think Jordan pushed off
You'd been better off bringing
Out Chicago with ya
I'll stomp your face til it
Looks like Picasso picture
Then I'll lay the pipe to your chicana sister
And enjoy an after sex cigarette and
Eat a taco with her
You? You look like the type as a kid
Used to get drinks and put your
Mouth around the whole fountain
You is that kid when everyone
Would go swimming with
Floaties on in the shallow
End of pool drowning
I bet my life you wore a helmet but
Not the kind we all have for sports
And when a teacher asks you a
Tough question you scratched your hair
Shook your head and rocked back and forth
In other words
You're propeller on a snapback slow
That's why it's laugh tracks whenever
Your wack ass goes
You say you clap Macs? Scratch that
Backtrack bro
Let's be Frank, you roll with a Rat Pack bro
That's why nobody out here believes you when
You acting like you so hard
You probably convert to Islam in the
Back of a patrol car
You couldn't see Kannon
Not with your best bars on your best day
Young grasshopper trying to spar
With the sensei i'll bury you
They'll find your dead carcass the next day
I am a school teacher
I will put red marks on an essay esse

Imaginations be running wild
I find it kind of bizarre
Like rappers used to lie a couple times on an
Album now it's like five times in a bar
Take this asshole for example, he the
Type to say something like
"I roll up in that Benzo
With a hundred goons
Aim the Macs we spraying rounds"
Whoo! That sounded kind of tight
But then you look at him and break it down
"I roll up in that Benzo" You know
Damn well you drive a Prius
"With a 100 goons" You just look lonely
Three people the most you've
Ever been seen with
"Aiming Macs" You don't own a hand gun
"Spraying rounds" You wouldn't shoot me
If you had one someone needs to police this
Like the next time you spitting
About the AR spraying
I'm just gonna pop up out of
Nowhere like a State Farm Agent
That's why real G's from Chi Town
Don't hang around you Kannon
Cause you a circus act and you can
Always spot the clown in Kannon cannon
But, you a killer, right?
You don't strike me as the capable type
As a matter of fact
Around you I've never felt so safe in my life
And it's crazy cause I've been to
Some safe places like suburban parks
Confession booths
Um, country farms, my mother's arms
But, I just feel like around you like
I'm in for absolutely no upcoming harm
But, you rep that 96 Mob
Right? That's who running with you?
Probably cause you needed protection so
You jumped in a crew
I ain't trying to brag but I've
Been in a rumble or two
And I didn't claim nothing Like Lauryn Hill
And I still got the W-2 too
O-o-o oh, what's that papi? Sorry
Hablo no espanol
It's only right that I show you
How the left hand rolls
Fists digging in his chest like
A dead man's gold
I'll stomp your motherfucking face
Until your headband folds
So I'm not even out here listening
To anything that Paco screams
Cause he came on national
Television wearing Paco Jeans

He also be lying in his music and
It's giving him a bad rep
He drowns in his local talent pool
Even though the music lacks depth
He tried to dive in mainstream but
All he does is stack debts
So how can Kannon ball if he
Hasn't made a splash yet
You ever heard Kannon on wax yet?
It's embarrassing
Went to buy his record on iTunes it said
"Listeners also boughtheroin"
You are absolutely titty you don't
Constitute as a threat
You're not even a real rapper
You just stayed at a Holiday Express
And your name's "Kannon"
Right? Well picture this
He's trying to get exposure
He's gon' see a shot zoom by in a
Flash cause you ain't getting any closer
He's that new crop of rappers
Well today I think
It's fair to say your image needs adjusting
It's pixelated
We see every bit the square display
I'm trying to go to one of your
Shows in the front row like
"Let me catch you slipping"
I jump on stage and steal
Your shine like Papoose spitting
Since you type trash then it's
White trash you getting
There will be a cold case after a
Cold case of Pabst Blue Ribbon
As far as this ring go I'm Ringo
This gringo Star i'm not bilingual
My lingo's bring those bars
You ever had a punch that made you think
"How's he swing so hard?"
Cover your whole eye i up like a bingo card
Where's your mamacita at?
Cause you know once I make
That move then it's curtains
No one liners just one line

I have her doing detergent she an alcoholic
No telling what she'll do for a bourbon
For a sixer she'll cradle the
Balls like Julius Ervin
She seen me holding down
The club like Neanderthals
So she grab me try to pull
Me to a random stall she told me
"Hurry up and finish before Kannon calls"
So I rubbed it in her mouth like some Anbesol
Now that's the kind of girl you
Would wife, tell me the truth, isn't it?
Your Forte is to go bare
Bear so you run it back to the clinic quick
You gon' catch something foul
Like a Cub's fan
But then you'd finally get your wish
You'd be just like Al Capone
A Chi Town gangster that died of Syphilis