URLtv, Swave Sevah, Anderson Burrus - Swave Sevah vs. Anderson Burrus lyrics

Eight months ago
P told me I was gonna be on Rookies vs vets
And since then
A lot of people been askin' me who
I hope they put me versus next
A top-tier legend, someone as dope as Nitty
Maybe a mirror match
Put someone like Charron against me
I said, "yeah, that’d be dope
But, you know who I really hope they give me?
A washed-up karate enthusiast who's over 60"
When Swave looks at his career
He knows it's ending
So he tries to Restore Order
On his show pretending
Saying, "I relate to these young bucks
I know what’s trendy"
Swave, the only similarity between you
And a Young Buck
Is that in 2005, you were close to 50!
P, I thought you were jokin' with
Me…givin' me this old guy Swave
WHAT!? What's up, y'all!?

P, I thought you were jokin' with me
Givin' me this old guy Swave
Doesn't make sense when you first look at it
Like Gjonaj’s name
But, I’m on a card with legends
I mean, this seems weird
I first saw Swave battle when
I was in ninth grade and dawg
I've been skippin’ your rounds for 15 years!
Just know that in 2022
I'm not playing no games
I'm a true killer, like Bruce Jenner
You could lose your career just
By saying my name and to Charron- yeah!
To Charron, Jones, Roc!
Any one of y'all coulda took his place
It’s like Pandora and PayPal
To me, you icons look the same
They were sayin' that I was all jokes
Now they're sayin' "That dude's a monster"
Said Mike P was the white GOAT
‘til they met the Chupacabra
I'm killin' everyone that crosses me, Smack
And that includes your sponsor
‘Cause people who try me once
Never try me again, like Exclusiv Vodka!
I'm that nasty! But um…growin' up in Harlem
Swave studied martial arts
And when it comes to karate
Son's as sick as it gets
He can do a front flip and a
Kick and end up in a split
No gloves- he can!
He can do a front flip and a
Kick and end up in a split
No gloves, hittin' bricks
His blood drips on his fists
I'm sayin'swave might be the most
Dangerous man in Harlem, ya know?
…if guns didn't exist
Unfortunately, Swave, they do!
You grew up in Harlem? Studying karate?
It's like being in the trenches of a war
Where everybody has machine guns
But, you're really good with a sword i mean
You idolize these karate guys
As untouchable legends
He asked Twitter "Name one person
More dangerous than Bruce Lee"
I don't know, Swave…anyone with a weapon?
I mean, you criticized Nu Jerzey Twork for
Shootin' stuff with both hands
Sayin' "Tighten up, young'un"
Pssht - alright, loosen up, old man
And I know y'all hate it when white guys
Get up here and talk about bangin' metal
So I ain't come here with one gun bar
Yeah, I came with SEVERAL!

I came in here strapped, preparin' for a war
Y'all ever driven in a Tesla? yeah
I got the handle in the door
I could run through your entire
Tribe quicker than malaria
Raise the strap, it's a dating app
I could take out every single
Person in your area
You think I'm friendly? I'm not, though
Anyone in the room can get it
Like I'm spinning a bottle
Your whole team duckin' shots from
These semis and autos
As bullets go by them like Demi Lovato!
Homie, I
Y'all don't respect pronouns? What the heck?
Screw it, y'all aren't feelin' that?
I could put the guns down i'm not Mike P
I don't have to Hadouken! or mimic
Ken to brutally finish him i'm a boxer
I've been workin' on these
Movements in the gym slip, roll
Uppercut connects fully with his chin
(punch) Then the room begins to spin
Lookin' like the shrooms are kickin' in!
See, Swave, you can't do that you're too old
I just doubt that your fif's cockin'
If I hear a (click-click) from you
It's the sound of your hip poppin'
You can only son gang bangers
And that's just your big problem
‘Cause, I'm not back-and-forth clique-hoppin'
I'm more Macklemore, thrift-shoppin'
This might surprise you guys…I'm actually
Not in the streets
I'm just that white friend that T
Top calls to talk to police
And you volunteer at inner-city schools
Bro, I don't know what you
Thought you could teach
You should know when there's only one
White kid in the class
He's always gonna be the hardest to reach
Go ahead and rap, man

(Swave lets out a sigh)
Alright, hold on, hold on
Okay, Swave, think logical
How to get past this obstacle
Get these people to rock wit' you
Look who they got as an opp for you
Okay, say somethin' clever that'll
Rock the room no chokin', straight strangle
Stay away from the race angle…impossible
Alright, alright, alright
(Swave turns towards a member
Of his entourage
While saying the next few bars)
It don't matter who you facin', right?
You stay slight poised he bring the static
Then you have him communicatin'
Through white noise big game huntin'
Test out a few of your nice toys
Worse comes to worse
Alonzo from Training Day
I'll just throw a SIG
(cig') at this white boy right? Aight, cool
Mr anderson… yeah, you knew it was comin'
You knew it was comin' never heard that

Nah, this battle's unfair…for me
‘Cause you gettin' judged on a curve
You can come out here and say
The most outlandish weirdo shit
And they'll probably love it
But, if I say it, I'll sound absurd
They'll dub it so fuck it
You know how I'mma deal with this?
Skillfulness i'mma peel your shit
I'mma pack you the fuck up and send
This white boy on his pilgrimage
I'm tryin' to figure it out though
How you get here in the first place?
‘Cause your VerseTracker views low
So how we figure he worth pay?
Yo, say somethin' sensible like
"Yo, he funny, huh?" don't tell me wordplay
Shit, I'll even accept he the
Son of a Caffeine exec
And it was "Bring Your Son to Work Day"
I mean, what else is it!? I mean, honestly
I find him to be comic relief
You know, he make y'all laugh
But none of his lines are
Really designed to believe
But, you and I? A Super Fight?
Pfft! Yo, yeah right, this is suicide
But, you the guy
The Crucible to cross me to get crucified
The top dog they brought to
A vet to be euthanized
And I said yes to this shit!?
But we here now, so it's do-or-die
We locked in

You and I, funny guy - no more options
When me and him brawl
The Comedian fall: the Watchmen hold on
The cops find signs of struggle
All inside his place
And find his body wit' blood
Splattered on his smiley face
Jokes!? You want jokes!?
Yo, you look a nerded-out
Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!
Who spent time mastering Rubik's Cubes
And actually tutor dudes on how
To actively shoot a school cool! (chuckles)
Aye, be real wit' you
Before I even knew who my opponent was
P said, "Yo, Swave
Your next opponent i'm lettin'
Him battle ‘cause he
Gon' help me get my credit right"
I said, "WHAT!?"
He said, "Oh, that and he said he fight"
I said, "Yo, P
I ain't even gon' lie whoever that
Is gon' die…and I bet he (Betty) White"
And what do you know? I was right! (laughs)
Ayo, so let's all give Anderson Burrus
Our hand for his courage
Before I kill him and put this
Body remains in the furnace! Smack, get him
All his ramblin' to your cameramen
Gon' turn to panickin'
And it's gon' get dark for Anderson
Quicker than it did for Anakin
His face plastered on your
Brand could be damagin'
So let him dial Eazy before I snap his neck
And the only thing he gon' be
(w) rappin' next is his bandages homi

Fuck is he talkin' ‘bout!? HUH!?
Y'all got me fucked up! Let's go!

(mockingly) Homi… (Swave chuckles)
Every time Swave raps
Team Homi gets very involved
Me, I show up to every event by myself
‘Cause you know
Most of my friends are married with jobs
You call yourself the "leader of Team Homi"
Like it's some massively huge flex
If you wanna join, just
Message Swave and say
"Add me to the group text" that's all it is
I mean, not only are y'all the least
Respected battle rap gang
You're the largest in size, too
I don't know if Rum Nitty's left yet
But he's probably tried to his phone rings
"What up, Rum? It's Swave
Haven't shouted out Homi in a while just
Wanted to call and remind you"
Being on Team Homi
It's like being on an email list
You forgot you subscribed to
It's kind of an inconvenience
But, your lack of self-awareness
Is absolutely astounding
You called yourselves "Team Homicide"?
Like you don't-
You don't hear how stupid that's sounding?
Like, I don't wanna piss off Team Homi, guys
But what if they found me? They might
They might back me up into a corner
And…and form a cypher around me!
I mean, really, Swave? Really, Swave?
Like, what are you gonna try to do?
Lexx is a close friend, Xcel and I are cool
I'm a pretty easy-going guy, Swave
Your whole team loves me
I've never met Sara Kana, but you know
She seems lovely i'm sure we'd get along
But, you put on this whole
Grandfather image ‘cause you
Want so desperately to be
Battle rap's Mr miyagi
But, you suck as a battler, Swave
And this isn't karate
And a 3-0 in the building isn't a homi
You don't have a team
You have a group of friends
Who share a similar hobby it's weird!
Speaking of weird, um
Swave has a song out called "Small World"
That is shockingly not hard to find
It's available everywhere
YouTube, Apple Music, Spotify
The song begins with Swave waking
Up after a night
Of drinking with a strange woman in his bed
He sees some condom wrappers on the ground
And a bunch of thoughts rush into his head
And he says - and I quote:
"Shorty was gorgeous
I pulled the covers back further
And her body was flawless" yeah! (Woo)
He goes on to say - and I quote:
"Sex was the bomb
She freaky, we always gettin' off
The way her walls be huggin' my joint
I was even hittin' it raw" mmm!
The best sex of his life
He even wanted her to
Meet his daughter ‘cause
He planned on making her his wife
Then he ends the song by
Saying - and I quote:
"Then I took her to a family function
And after a brief discussion
Found out we were cousins"

(The crowd reacts in shock and surprise
To those last few bars)
Ayo, you love me you love me?
Where's my water?
(to a member of his entourage)
This is gonna be crazy watch this
Ooh, I'mma rebuttal his ass
I'mma rebuttal his ass

You had sex with your cousin!?!
After that, that's all
Swave just stops rappin'
Swave…for legal reasons
We have to know what happens!
He ends it like… he's like
"I've been havin' sex with my cousin? Guess
Our relationship's in a rough spot" nO!
That song needs to end with a GUNSHOT!
One of you has to die!
You end it by saying "It's a small world"?
No, no
"It's a small world" is what you say when
Talking about your favorite ride at Disney
It's what you say when you're on vacation
And run into somebody from your city
It's not "I've been havin' sex with my
Cousin? That's what y'all are tellin' me?
Oh, well it's a small world!" nO!
In 49 states, it's a FELONY!
Do you not understand that!?

Yo, this shit… ayo, download my album!
Swave- shhh! Swave be like
"Who says I can't have sex with my cousin?"
LAWS! Now every time a Crip goes up
To Swave and says, "What up, cuz?"
Swave goes…"Pause!" cOME ON!
(The crowd continues to cheer for Anderson as
Swave can't keep from cracking up)
Ayo, that was funny! That was funny
That was funny frickin' weirdo
(Swave cracks up again) that shit trash

Swave doesn't care about her looks
Just wanna know what them genetics like
Walkin' around braggin'
"yeah, my family's hella tight"
Gets off the phone with his mom
She doesn't wanna have sex tonight
So he pulls up Ancestrycom and
Tries swipin' left and right!
You frickin' weirdo!
Let me find out you and your cousin
Are getting married in some beautiful setting
Y'all know I'm a videographer
This will not be my first
Time shooting a wedding
I will run down that aisle
And pull out…a normal-lookin' pistol
At first, you think that it's nothin' crazy
Then you see me come out with an extra
Arm like you and your cousin's baby!
I'm in my bag!
No tellin' what kinda guns I'mma draw
I brought extendos for your extended
And I'm dustin' ‘em all
Kill your whole family
Your uncle's brains now cover the walls
Headshot your mom's sister
You gon' have to MOP up your mother-in law
Swave! Go ahead and rap, man time
Ayo, this nigga's a funny dude

Elephant in the room… you know
I got a lot of comments askin'
Me not to bring race up
And I'm like, "OK, buthow?"
I mean, you look up his background
He be talkin' ‘bout race in his battles
He be usin' race in all his skit's
And I don't want you thinkin' that you
Can get away wit' this shit
Ayo, you told a dude in a battle
"You know what rhymes with
‘Black university?' Lacking diversity"
It hit harder in the room

Yeah, I don't know about y'all
But that didn't work for me
So I'mma ask you personally…you a racist?
No? Yes? No? (Anderson shakes his head "No")
Alright, so what's up with that post you
Made wit' that Chess and Drake shit?
You know you made a lot of people in
This culture jump on your case quick
But my thing is, I'm saying
Come on, if you don't feel you was wrong
Then why you erase it?
Only to replace it wit' a bullshit
Post givin' another bullshit explanation!
Like, "Yo, why y'all mad?
The dude in the original post wasn't
Even Black he was Asian"
I'll break your fuckin' face in
Ayo, you a racist? Just say it!
Embrace it i promise your death will
Be swift and painless
I grip this stainless, lift and aim it
This little Irish man crib get painted
WHAT!? Murdered! Easy!
This shit different, ain't it?
This agent done infiltrated
Tryna convince my people that he
One we can trust the type to be at a Black
Lives Matter event fully covered up
Vandalizing shit so people can
Think this is us! Nigga, I'll fu- yo
Ayo, now you've come to battle
Rap to just lash out?
Yo, what's this riff raff ‘bout?
Boy, I'll slap the Starbucks
Out your bitch-ass mouth!
Don't play with me! Live on Caffeine!
Yo, this kid fake
He ‘bout as misleading as clickbait
So no, dude, you're not a guest in Hip-Hop
You'se a mistake! Fuck outta here
Oh yeah! You speakin' for T Top now!?
Alright, well

Tell him come down if you handlin' that
Let him know I will rival his Haymakers as
Soon as I'm finished this Anderson pack
(ptoo-ptoo) And this shit wack!
Yo, who got me losin' to
This bootleg Mark Cuban?
Y'all niggas make me mad yo, check this out
I will never lose to a dude that look like
Ashton Kutcher playin' a meth
Addict on Breaking Bad
Now go ‘head and make ‘em laugh while I
Decide what box to put you in
Yo, he look like
He look like he gon' start a
Reality show called "Surviving Cyberbullying"
Right? Talkin' ‘bout, "Yo
I started this show to
Help with mental health"
You imagine him on the show?
Like, "This comment this comment right here
This the comment that almost
Made me kill myself" fuck-
Yo, yo, but hold on!
You put out a blog this morning, right?
About me fuckin' my cousin? Right?
Yo, this shit is insanity
And comin' from you? You got nerve
White people stay fuckin' they family!
(chuckles) Right?
All that shit you said to me
You coulda saved for your own
Yo, you ever watch white porn?
Titles be like "Fucking My Sister
While My Mother's Not Home"

Fuckin' got nerve! You fuckin' crazy!?
Get the fuck outta here wit' y'all bullshit!
Go buy my album if you wanna know what's up
Team Homi
It's on my album Son of a One-Armed Man
It's brilliantly written
Team Homi - let's go

Bro, I thought you were done
Rapping your round, like
Five different times
You wanna bring up that, uh
That meme that got me in
Some trouble on Twitter?
Well, comparing your life to mine
Mine's not such a mess
‘Cause, I put Chess's face on an Asian girl
Bro, you put your face
In your cousin's chest!
It's just difference!
But, you know, advocacy for incest
Aside, I really like you, swave
‘Cause you use all these old
Man expressions like "Tighten up, young'un"
Y'all be actin' all goofy
Swave, you remind of, like
A warm hearted janitor in a basketball movie
Y'all know how like in every-
I mean, it's true y'all know how like in
All those basketball movies
There's that one player on the
Team who's actin' out
‘cause he don't see his father no more?
So Swave takes him under his wing
And tries to offer support
Tells him things like, "You know
The real game begins when you
Step off of the court"
And gives weird metaphors like: "You know
Playin' basketball…it's a lot like
Moppin' a floor" like, weird stuff like that
That's Swave- fuck outta here, B

-but as a battler can't you see it?
It's Swave, but as a battler
As a battler, you're absolutely awful
Every time you perform, the crowd gets bored
Swave, you look like you're getting ready to
Tell us all about the war
You should've quit when you were popular
Back in 2004 (Aw, shit)
And I'm mad at how long
We've allowed this for
It's got me frustrated like fellas
Y'all ever don't wanna be
Late somewhere ‘cause
Your girl's takin' forever to get ready
And she's still askin' you
Stupid questions like
"Do you like this outfit
Or this outfit more?"
Basically, what I'm saying is, Swave:
It's taking us way too long just
To get you out the door! I'm SICK of it!
You entered Ultimate Madness 3 thinkin' you
Were gonna land 100 grand?
Swave, all you are is Head ICE
Except you're a little easier to understand
That was fire, that was good

All you are is Head ICE
Except you're a little easier to understand
I mean, the past 12 years have been
A nonstop losing streak
You have never been good
But what's messed up is you're not even
As good as you used to be
We only know you because of Mook and Lux
Which is embarrassin'
You owe your entire career to Friends
Like Jennifer Aniston
No social media presence
And that's why you get viewed less
Which is why you have a blue belt
And Lux has a blue check
You've done nothing memorable
No performance has been a game-changer
You've been battling for 20 years
Barely given us a haymaker
I mean, a Swave sevah haymaker
If I asked this crowd to name one
I'd have to give you all a moment
Which is more than he's ever done!
And just the fact that you struggle with that
Only goes to prove my point that
You are stuck in the past
Ridin' around, bumpin' Inspectah Deck
Playin' "Protect Ya Neck"
‘Cause it brings you back to those old
Days that you wish you could relive
But, you're 87 years old, Swave
And Wu Tang is for the KIDS!
You haven't evolved!
Which is why, in this new era
You don't do too well
See, I've gotten hotter over
Time like NuNu Nellz
He can't out rap me, out-perform me
And he definitely doesn't write as good
I'm just better it's black-and-white
Like every picture from Swave's childhood!
I AM

Oh my God, what number is that?
Old joke after old joke after old joke

I am Rookie of the Year
Because you know what SMACK needs?
Somebody who can balance bars
And jokes on Caffeine
And I work hard, day and night
To give you those exact things
But y'all have no idea what all goes
Into this like the COVID vaccine
See, I first got into bars back in
Middle school like a fake ID
Now when small leagues want good footage
They call me i'm both rapping and filming to
Help make y'all see
I mean, not to rip off Lu, but I'm a big dog
Too and I got my paws in
(pausin') everything like Ace Amin
See, I give it all I have on this stage
Let's just keep it a bean
Like an atheist, I don't be leavin'
(believe in) a thing
But that's how I'm wired
So I continue to be a machine
I'm talkin' wig on every rapper
Like Queen of the Ring!
He's tryin' so hard not to like it

I understand, as a battle rapper
Our mission's evolving
We're not here to impress fans
We're here to impress
The millionaires watching
It is not about talent
But bringing in a huge check
"Tune into Cassidy vs freeway and
See who gets booed less!" frickin' awesome!
That's the problem with most
Of you SMACK-era rappers
Who are wonderin' where the passion went
NewRL's been on the sidelines
Just beggin' y'all to tag us in
Mook sucks, Rex sucks
Y'all keep bringin' them back again!
Aye Verb hates women!
Serius Jones trafficks them!
We're less problematic!
Hey! Mike P, start winnin' battles
‘Cause, I'm ready for a challenge, bro
I'm the best performer in my class
I mean, I've really let my talent show
So y'all gon' remember me like the
Alamo or Lux's third for Calicoe
What? Thought this white boy would get
On URL and then disappear?
I am NOT you Average Joe!
I've been tellin' y'all

Thank y'all for havin' me, man
Thank you, Swave
Give it up for Anderson Burrus!
Last round, Swave Swevah, it's on you
Let's get it oh, he's still rappin'?
Swave SEVER swave Sever
Swave SEVER got you - let's get it
He's like "Swave Swevah"
You're killin' me wit' that shit!

Yo, andy, what's your endgame here?
You understand the rules, or no?
Check this out - before you
Get out here foolin' folks
I'mma give you some of battle
Rap's do's and don'ts i'mma show the way
And the first thing I'mma say
Is you gotta watch some of these
Friends and the affiliations you make
‘Cause a lot of these niggas is fake
Y'all niggas…lot of these dudes fake
Don't make the mistakes of those
Like you in the past
Like, it's conversations like
These that woulda
Saved Charron from gettin' slapped
And I love you hold on - I love you, bro
But speaking of Charron
‘member when he battled Ars' and
He pulled out the flag? ‘Member?
Yeah, don't do that we here to rap
Talk your shit
But be mindful of how you sayin' it
And it's okay, you can tell your jokes
But be careful who you playin' wit'
Don't talk all this gangster stuff if you
Ain't really on no gangster shit
Like, I seen you before
You the worst, anderson
You like a bad version of Rone
You like his multiverse variant
And you got talent! You got talent!
I hear your little bars and schemes
But, your awkward steeze
It come off more like Carter Deems
See, you gotta toughen up
You gotta toughen up!
Listen, this is acknowledge- you
Should be acknowledgin'
See, you gotta command your respect if you
Want a followin' as big as Solomon
Yo, and there's a lot of girls
And beautiful women in the culture
You might even get you a nice piece
But before you jump out the window and
Try to make one of them wifey
You might wanna have a
Conversation wit' Mike P i'm just sayin'
It might change your perspective slightly
Man up, try to blend in, and try to act equal
And under no circumstances are you to do
Videos with Avocado talkin'
‘bout Black people right?
Listen, the racial undertone blogs
You do, please, stop
Quit bein' a fuckin' errand boy for T Top
And whatever you do, last but not least
You hearin' me? Listen
You hear good, but you gotta hear this
You hear me?

Yeah, I get you you hear me?
I get you don't ever battle B dot you hear?
Yeah i'm tellin' you
Yeah i'm serious
He messed you up
‘Cause that boy gon' kill you
And he ain't just gon' kill you
He gon' have everybody in
Here wantin' you dead
And then you gon' come back
Cryin' to one of us
And…I'mma put a gun to your head
You gon' be like:
"Yo, Swave, I'm sayin' don't kill me
Please,! I thought you was helpin' me
Build my success up!" and I'mma reply
"I am! I think you got
A brilliant career in stand-up
So this is me giving you practice on
How to deal with a Heckler"
Stop playin' wit' me! You court jester…geek
Poindexter…dweeb you herb…you soft
You nerdyou a dork!
I could come up wit' many
Other words to keep goin'
But look around - you see
Here? You don't belong! Get the FUCK on!
Homi, man