Value Select - Hey Stranger (A Christmas Song) lyrics
[Value Select - Hey Stranger A Christmas Song lyrics]
So we gather around the tree! (Or Menorah)
Yeah, we go back to our hometowns!
Just to gather around the tree! (Or Menorah)
So many traditions that we celebrate
Like drinking Eggnog, or doing Kwanza things!
But the greatest tradition of all
Is getting super drunk
And texting ex-girlfriends!
Hey stranger, what'd you been up to?
Hello, hello, I'm back in town!
I saw you're single on Facebook again
How would you like to meet
Up with me right now?
And a winky face followed by a winky face
Followed by a winky face, with that
Followed by a heart!
Shе texts back, she said
"Come to my placе!" but you ghost her ass
And pulled the same shit next year!
Hey stranger, what'd you been up to?
It's a year later and I'm back in town!
I'm a shitty human being! Please respond
'cause I need to see you right now!
She wait's a day, then she says, "Okay"
"How 'bout pasta carbonara at
The Cheesecake Factory?"
You agreed, sets the date for 3: 00pm
But you ghost her ass again
And two years later
She invites you to her wedding!
Merry Christmas!