Value Select - Older Brother Anthem lyrics
[Value Select - Older Brother Anthem lyrics]
And if I was, well, it wasn't that hard
It's just a stupid freakin' game
I don't even care that you won
Oh, boy, you think that I am lyin'?
Well, I've got news for you, I do
You're adopted
Now get out of my room, 'cause
I'm Dad's favorite
Mom doesn't even like you
I let you win! I wasn't even trying!
Oh, you broke what's left of my pride
And I feel a darkness inside
That words can't convey
So I'll flip the board game
And punch your balls
What?
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't tell Mom! Here
I'll let you punch me back!
Aah! Dammit! Mom!