Value Select - Return Of The Realistic Party lyrics

After centuries of plague
A mysterious flyer arrives

A house party? In the suburbs?
This eve's shall be legendary

A moonlit night, is rife with chance!
I entered the room, in my favorite pants!
We locked eyes, "would you like to dance?"
No thanks, friend, I came to stand!
I put my hand in my pocket
And my back to the wall
My knee raised so high
But I never fall, y'all
That's right, I'm the leaning king
Giving painful smiles as I
Swirl my soft drink i'm in a party mood
That means I'm looking at the
Pictures in your different rooms
Thеn I walk outside, then back inside
Thеn pet your dog, it's a hell of a night!

Spare me your drugs and your premarital sex
I'd rather struggle through a board
Game with an incomplete set
Or play some Gamecube with controller
Buttons sticky to press
Who needs a DJ when there's Daniel
On the concept of death?

It's a realistic party!
Yeah we just want to connect clap clap
It's a realistic party!
Between the 10- no, 7 of us
All the girls left realistic party!
However did they know it was time to leave?
Realistic party!

Blackhood seen in the dead of night- no
One second -Blackhood seen in
Nope- Blackhood- screams of
Agony accompanied by sounds of flesh tearing