Value Select - Sex 2nite lyrics
[Value Select - Sex 2nite lyrics]
"Yo, Soul" "What up, Jay?"
"You still singing at my party tonight?"
"Ha! Is my dick 2 inches long?"
"I don't know, is it?" "It is"
"That's great then" "I beg to disagree"
"Listen, Soul
It's gon' be a very traditional crowd"
"I can dig it, baby"
"You gotta promise me no
Singin' about stealing girls
Or promiscuous sex none of that"
"But that's like, my whole deal"
"Just do a few lyrics changes
Make it more wholesome"
"Just for tonight?" "Just for tonight"
"I'm on my way"
"Hello everybody my name's Soulman 69
This next song's called
'Everybody's Gonna Have Sex Tonight'"
"Oh no"
Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight
As long as you're havin' it with your wife
And as long as your wife
Wants to have some sex
'Cause if not, better put your ass to bed
Everybody go and grab your mans right now
Say
"Sex me, daddy, 'til the baby comes out"
(Ay)
But only when our income is stable as shit
And when that baby comes
You better baptize it, oh
Girl (Girl) I wanna sex ya
'Cause you're my fuckin' partner for life
Oh-ho the whole point of gettin' married
Was so I could sex right, all night
Now (Now) when (When) we have the sex (Sex)
We can do it all guilt free-ee-ee (Ee-ee)
We donated, and volunteered, and fed the poor
Mama, Jesus won't be mad when
You lock the door so go and lock the door
Everybody, everybody (Ay)
Everybody (I can't fuckin' read) everybody
If you need the sweet seed of a certified G
But still need the clean gleem
Of a certified ring
Literal saint in the streets
But a freak in the sheets
Better lock it down for eternity
Gonna make you scream my name so loud
In a far off place, no one's around
'Cause I still feel shameful, yes I do
But I'm still gonna make you have 5 orgasms
Your legs shakin' as I go down
Ain't a one night stand, I'ma be around
Make you swear I'm the man who invented sex
But it can't be true
Was a virgin 'til I met you
Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight
"Except for you" "Who? Me?"
"yeah! You!" "Dammit"
"You still singing at my party tonight?"
"Ha! Is my dick 2 inches long?"
"I don't know, is it?" "It is"
"That's great then" "I beg to disagree"
"Listen, Soul
It's gon' be a very traditional crowd"
"I can dig it, baby"
"You gotta promise me no
Singin' about stealing girls
Or promiscuous sex none of that"
"But that's like, my whole deal"
"Just do a few lyrics changes
Make it more wholesome"
"Just for tonight?" "Just for tonight"
"I'm on my way"
"Hello everybody my name's Soulman 69
This next song's called
'Everybody's Gonna Have Sex Tonight'"
"Oh no"
Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight
As long as you're havin' it with your wife
And as long as your wife
Wants to have some sex
'Cause if not, better put your ass to bed
Everybody go and grab your mans right now
Say
"Sex me, daddy, 'til the baby comes out"
(Ay)
But only when our income is stable as shit
And when that baby comes
You better baptize it, oh
Girl (Girl) I wanna sex ya
'Cause you're my fuckin' partner for life
Oh-ho the whole point of gettin' married
Was so I could sex right, all night
Now (Now) when (When) we have the sex (Sex)
We can do it all guilt free-ee-ee (Ee-ee)
We donated, and volunteered, and fed the poor
Mama, Jesus won't be mad when
You lock the door so go and lock the door
Everybody, everybody (Ay)
Everybody (I can't fuckin' read) everybody
If you need the sweet seed of a certified G
But still need the clean gleem
Of a certified ring
Literal saint in the streets
But a freak in the sheets
Better lock it down for eternity
Gonna make you scream my name so loud
In a far off place, no one's around
'Cause I still feel shameful, yes I do
But I'm still gonna make you have 5 orgasms
Your legs shakin' as I go down
Ain't a one night stand, I'ma be around
Make you swear I'm the man who invented sex
But it can't be true
Was a virgin 'til I met you
Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight
"Except for you" "Who? Me?"
"yeah! You!" "Dammit"