Value Select - The tendy man lyrics

Alright, boys and girls, gather around
Because I have a
Song to sing for you and it is a GOOD song
So fuck off if you don't like it
(clears throat) Here we go
(violent scatting) cOME ON!

Who can take the sunrise sleep it all away?
Let the dark return
So I can log online and play

The tendy man oh, the tendy man can

Who can take a fandom (Whoo)
Ruin it with his pride? (A-Ha ha ha ha)
Swinging swords and sniffin' seats
He does it all the time

The tendy man oh, the tendy man can

The tendy man can
'Cause his parents pay the bills
So that his world stays good

The tendy man makes every glove he takes
Woolen back and fingerless
Mountain Dew, Doritos chips
Chicken tendies, so delicious! (Woo)

Ha ha! Hey, girl! How's it going?
Hello? You gonna answer me?
Fine, bitch! Ha ha hahaha!
You're a slut anyways
Fuck you! You piece of shit!

Who can take rejection
Make it not his fault?
Women, girls and females don't know
What they're missin' on! The tendy man!
"Why don't girls want nice guys like me?"
The tendy man can cause he's fuckin'
Dumb and fuck the tendy man! The tendy man!