Value Select - White man acoustic guitar lyrics

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Sitting there on the staircase
A pale-faced man opens up a guitar case
He shouldn't have brought it there in
The first place
Tuning the strings to a sound
That just sounds it don't sound good

This hat bitch needs months more of practice
The fact is guitar chords
Still hurt his fingers
And he ain't a good singer but believes that
All he needs to succeed is
Having something to say
And he don't have that, neither

White man and acoustic guitar
Has got to be the worst Plus One by far
You can try to hide the
Instruments in your house
But this white dude will go
And fuckin' sniff 'em out

And he's singing all the worst songs, saying
"Hey, everybody, come and sing along!"
'Cause he don't know the words himself
He just put in the least amount of work to
Go impress some woman

And the worst part is that it sometimes works