VeggieTales - Lance The Turtle lyrics

And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke
With Bob the part of
The show when Bob comes out
& sings an Ukulele Karaoke

Uh, what's going on?
You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no?
No, I'm on break this is the Pirates'
They are busy with the rest of the show
B-But I don't know the song
You're lyrics, monsieur bring in the props!
But- wakiki!
Your island breeze, monsieur!
Hold on a sec! I'm totally
Unprepared to do a solo!
Your back-up singers huh? Isn't that the-
Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies!
The Wiggly Turtle Tubies? They
Look taller on TV so do you, tomato!

But really
This is Larry's gig! I can't just -
The show must go on, monsieur! Quick
That is your que! Just follow the lyrics but

Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!

Well, I keep a little turtle at
My Uncle & my Aunt's
My auntie's name is Myrtle
& my island turtle's name is Lance
He doesn't wander far
Even if he gets the chance
He just plays his ukulele &
He does the hula dance!

What?

Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!

He threw a luau barbecue
One breezy summer night
Invited all his turtle friends to come
& have a wiki bite
The turtles started walking there as
Lance began to swing
The one who lived across the street
Arrived there in the Spring!
Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow
So it took him a long time that's pretty good

Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!
But Lance just kept on cooking
He was grilling full of glee!
He was marinating ribs cause he liked-
"Syrup with his feta cheese?" iI'm sorry, I

Lance's purple turtle shell has
Ketchup if you please pineapples are shiny!
Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Oh, man!

Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!

Wait a minute
Guys i don't think this is right
It doesn't make any sense!
It works for us! Ha ha! But-
The song! The song!

There are luscious chocolate fingers
Swimming slowly in the school
Mele Kalikimaka
Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! Uh
Larry?! Thousand igloos wax the beach
Spray luggage in the trees!
Raining puppies, flying clowns
Flossing punahele- ow! Oh, forget it
Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance!
Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance!

This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob tune
In next time to here Bob say
"I'll be in my dressing room"