VeggieTales - The Song Of The Cebú lyrics

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes
Out and sings a silly song
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential
Image, stereophonic
Multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu!

Begins his Cebu slideshow
With Junior Asparagus and Jimmy and
Jerry Gourd as his audience cebu!
This is a song about a boy
A song about a little boy and his cebus
A song about a little boy and his three cebus
The little boy who had a sick cebu
A sad cebu and a mute cebu
And also a hippo
Larry keeps sliding through
But his Cebu slideshow got mixed
With his vacation photos umum
This is me at the airport
This is my Aunt Ruth
This is me at a bullfight
This is me fighting a bull

Oohhh!

This is me and the bull

Ahhh!

This is me and the bull and
I think that's the bull's cousin
He's a cebu!

Suddenly, Archibald Asparagus runs in
Interrupting

Hold it! You call this a multimedia event?
This is a slide projector a-and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

It's kinda like a cow
Larry shows a slide of a cebu and
A cow next to each other
Demonstrating their similarities see?

Y-yes well, very good
This could be interesting carry on!

Cebu! Sing it with me!
Cebu!

Cebu!

Now the song begins in earnest

Boy is riding with cebu
Boy is riding with cebu
Into town in his canoe
Into town in his canoe
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo!
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo!

Hippo chewing on bamboo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Can't see boy and three cebu
Can't see boy and three cebu
Sad cebu is rowing and crying
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo moo moo!
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo moo moo!

Cebu! Cebu!
Cebu! Cebu!
Achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Cebu!

Hippo seen by mute cebu
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Tries to tell the other two
Tries to tell the other two
Mute cebu is waving and grunting
Mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm hmm mmm mmm
Mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm hmm mmm mmm
Mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm hmm mmm mmm
Mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Sudddenly, the slides run out

Uh oh

Then an annoyed Archie comes right back

Wait! What happens next?

Umm

Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu
Successful in communicating
The imminent danger to the other passengers?
Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood o-or aluminum?

Sees more vacation photos oh look!
There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow
O-o-o ohhhhhhh! Forgot about that one
There's me and that bull again

You can't just start a song and
Leave it hanging like that! You know
I've come to expect a lot more from you
This is quite disappointing!
I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this

Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!
No, wait that's a water buffalo

No more song about cebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye bye moo moo bye bye moo moo
Bye bye moo moo bye bye moo moo moo moo!

I want my money back!
Yeah, that'd bethat'd be good