Vic Chesnutt - Sultan, So Mighty lyrics
[Vic Chesnutt - Sultan, So Mighty lyrics]
I'm here to watch the ladies
And to fan away their sweat
And the sultan, so mighty
Comes crawling to me
When he has a little problem with the ladies
I'm here because I am a eunuch
I'm perfectly safe
I'm here to bring the ladies
Hot towels when they bathe
And the sultan, so mighty
Wants to talk to me
When he needs a little help with the ladies
And what he don't know won't hurt him
What we know would never hurt him
But he would hurt us if he knew what we know
I'm here because I am a eunuch
A trusted confidant
I'm here to serve the ladies
They tell me what they want
And the sultan, so mighty
Has to go through me
When he's having trouble pleasing
Certain ladies and what he don't know
Won't hurt him what we know
Would never hurt him but he would hurt us
If he knew what we know