Vincent Gargiulo - 30 Dirty Celebrities Without Makeup (Live) lyrics

It all happened so very quickly
I was thrown right off of my skis
And I was in the water trying to breathe
When a hand reached down and rescued me
(A-wugga wugga wugga)
It was a face that I thought I had seen
In many major million dollar movies
And I could see y'all hanging from the trees

I was surrounded by 30
Dirty celebrities without makeup
Everybody looks like they just woke up
Everybody's so famous (Ah ah)
But without makeup
I can't tell who anyone is (Ah ah)

Now I still had mascara on
And they demanded that I give them some
And they asked which part of LA i was from
And if my agent could ever book them
(A-wugga wugga wugga)
And that they'd throw me in a volcano
If I ever told the things that I know
About the little blackheads on their nose

If I exposed those 30
Dirty celebrities without makeup
Lindsay Lohan on the sand beating coconuts
(Look at all the coconuts)
Everybody's so famous (Ah ah)
But without makeup
I can't tell who anyone is (Ah ah)

(A-wugga wugga wugga)

30 dirty celebrities without makeup
Everybody looks like they just woke up
This whole island is sinkin' (Ah ah)
But they can't survive without foundation
(Ah ah)

Dirty!