Von Pea - Ahead of the Class lyrics
[Von Pea - Ahead of the Class lyrics]
Give me ya ID
Take this book and copy the first 5 pages
Yeah, Brooklyn bandit
And they can't stand it i go on tangents
I walk around school like
I wrote the textbooks
Walk pass the girls gym givin' em sex looks
Bitin' my style y'all ns the best crooks
Y'all eat the lunch food i have chefs cook
In a private room fed by two chicks
Miss Hyde and Bloom yep, two teachers
Now Imma reach ya godlike features
None of you can hide at best you ran by
And I can't lie i sit here zonin'
Still ahead of the class
I'm about to show them
Uh, this supposed to be a punishment?
Ha ha ha
My report card all A's and B's
I did get two C's her name was Julie (HA)
Shorty was a virgin i hit it in two weeks
Her ex man is pissed and now we got beef
I ain't a twat thief, I'm just magnetic
This lame is 16, and has bad credit
I rock Stabs, he rocks Russ Athletics
So he's just indebted to let it, slide
Still I can't lie
I'm zoned out starin' at the lockers
Rap don't work
I'll fall back and be a doctor
So damn cool, and y'all I ain't even popular
Still ahead of the class
I'm about to shock ya
Yo, straight up and down
Detention should be like a
Creative writing class
Man I'll just get in trouble everyday if Imma
Come in here and be writin' like this
I kinda dig this man hol-hold on
Jamie Cooley?! Hold on man
They got the smartest girl in
The school in detention
Yo they tried to juice you, this school
Is gettin' stupider yer by year, i swear
No teacher's pet, I might pet a teacher
The new one that teach math, she like 23
Plus gorgeous soon as I'm 18, I'm on it
Come back postgrad i'm killin' it, toe tag
She'll need a new perm, breasts
And four baths
Specks in her hair, yep Von, you're so bad
Soon as my cap and gowns off Imma floss
Cop it all, what cost? And make my own boss
Livin' a good life math teacher as a wife
Smash it each and every night
In a mansion, I'm dancin'
And I can't stand when -
It's time to go back to class already?
Damn, yo can I take detention as a class?
This is funcan I just like stay here?
Ha ha ha ha
Whoa whoa whoa, Hold on, money
Watch the kicks!
Take this book and copy the first 5 pages
Yeah, Brooklyn bandit
And they can't stand it i go on tangents
I walk around school like
I wrote the textbooks
Walk pass the girls gym givin' em sex looks
Bitin' my style y'all ns the best crooks
Y'all eat the lunch food i have chefs cook
In a private room fed by two chicks
Miss Hyde and Bloom yep, two teachers
Now Imma reach ya godlike features
None of you can hide at best you ran by
And I can't lie i sit here zonin'
Still ahead of the class
I'm about to show them
Uh, this supposed to be a punishment?
Ha ha ha
My report card all A's and B's
I did get two C's her name was Julie (HA)
Shorty was a virgin i hit it in two weeks
Her ex man is pissed and now we got beef
I ain't a twat thief, I'm just magnetic
This lame is 16, and has bad credit
I rock Stabs, he rocks Russ Athletics
So he's just indebted to let it, slide
Still I can't lie
I'm zoned out starin' at the lockers
Rap don't work
I'll fall back and be a doctor
So damn cool, and y'all I ain't even popular
Still ahead of the class
I'm about to shock ya
Yo, straight up and down
Detention should be like a
Creative writing class
Man I'll just get in trouble everyday if Imma
Come in here and be writin' like this
I kinda dig this man hol-hold on
Jamie Cooley?! Hold on man
They got the smartest girl in
The school in detention
Yo they tried to juice you, this school
Is gettin' stupider yer by year, i swear
No teacher's pet, I might pet a teacher
The new one that teach math, she like 23
Plus gorgeous soon as I'm 18, I'm on it
Come back postgrad i'm killin' it, toe tag
She'll need a new perm, breasts
And four baths
Specks in her hair, yep Von, you're so bad
Soon as my cap and gowns off Imma floss
Cop it all, what cost? And make my own boss
Livin' a good life math teacher as a wife
Smash it each and every night
In a mansion, I'm dancin'
And I can't stand when -
It's time to go back to class already?
Damn, yo can I take detention as a class?
This is funcan I just like stay here?
Ha ha ha ha
Whoa whoa whoa, Hold on, money
Watch the kicks!