Von Pea - Introduction lyrics

Yeah what's goin on?
Tanya Morgan and The Lessondary
Proudly presents: The Further Adventures
Of Von Pea starring Von Pea
Music by Madlib
Or should I say scored by Madlib?
And this goes out to everybody
I just wanna thank you

Von Pea from Tanya
Here to give you sucker ducks a reminder
You're green with envy, you're like slime-a
Nigga, get the sand out ya vagina
And if she got a heavy
Bottom and accepts my mistakes
Like Hillary Rodham
I'ma let her say "I got him!"
This ain't a LP this ain't a mixtape
I'on really know what to call
It other than "great"
If it was '98, you'd be dubbin' the tape
And if Madlib hear it
I'll be catching a case
VonPeacom, but you'on gotta love us
We got moms annette, Beverly and Beverly
Now I reach the kids, Linda Ellerbee
I'on rap like this for the whole record
Have some damn patience, time ain't a wastin'
You ain't doin' nothin but
Sittin' in mom's basement
Talking on iChat, so listen to my raps
It's outta control so I'm here to take the
Batteries from out the remote and switch em
Bitchin' listeni write with energy
BROOKLYN! Ha ha ha

To all the pioneers from '73-'79
To '88 to right now
Well ain't no pioneers right now
But you know what I mean
To everybody I came in the game with in 2001
Yeah it's been 7 years
To all the brand new artists right now
One love! And on that note
Let's get adventurous