Walk off the Earth - Taekwondo lyrics

What is bravery but the body's
Wisdom of it's strength?
The coward and the hero march
Together within every man

I learned guitar just to play you this song
I took français just to give you le monde
I'll jack you a car even
Though it's wrong, woah oh, woah oh
I'll peel you a grape and
I'll feed you a prawn
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
I use the crummy paddle when
We play ping-pong, woah oh, woah oh
(Say, I say)
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
'Cause, I'mma gonna give you everything
Everything i got your back

I'm taking taekwondo if people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I grew you some kale 'cause
You don't eat meat i like your pictures and
I'll favorite your tweets
I harvest silkworms just to make
You some sheets, woah oh, woah oh
(Say, I say)
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing
'Bout a t'ing, no
'Cause, I'mma gonna give you everything
Everything i got your back

I'm taking taekwondo if people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)

I'mma break it down in the rap part
'Cause you're my half heart
The poem in my Hallmark
Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of
Any man with willingness
To mess with the mistress
I will throw a kick to your voicebox
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Any tough chopper wants a death scrap
Will be lying flat on the back in a dirt nap

I'm taking taekwondo if people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
(He's taking taekwondo)
If people mess with you
I'll kick 'em with my toe
(He's gonna kick you with his big toe)
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

I said, 'cause you're my number one
('Cause you're my number one)
You're my number one
('Cause you're my number one)
I got your back for sure
(I got your back, you know)
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)

The coward and the hero march
Together within every man