Walk off the Earth, Romeo Eats - The Mushroom Song lyrics

You ain't afraid of the dark
And you're the bite of the bark
Hanging in out in the shade
And popping up in bouquets (O oh)
You start off as a spore
And you dominate the modern fork

Portobello ain't tall but it's the
Belle of the ball enoki grows in a bunch
And it goes in your lunch
Even if the King Oyster doesn't
Grow in the sea
It cooks like meat and just as savory

Oh mushrooms, ain't nobody who can touch you
I said mushrooms, finest fungus on the menu
From forever to the present photoluminescent
Ain't no rookie who can boogie
Like a super fungi

(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh hе's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) from forever to the prеsent
Photoluminescent
Ain't no rookie who can boogie
Like a super fungi

You might be surprised
At just how much we're alike
Half our genes are the same, I'm talkin' DNA
They hold a lot of
Water, potassium and copper, and if you
Dream of being a vegan it's
A mean burger topper

Oh mushrooms, ain't nobody who can touch you
I said mushrooms, finest fungus on the menu
From forever to the present photoluminescent
Ain't no rookie who can boogie
Like a super fungi

(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) from forever to the present
Photoluminescent
Ain't no rookie who can boogie
Like a super fungi

If you're fixin' for a
Forage any forest'll work
Get a-sniffin for a truffle with
Your nose in the dirt
If you're pickin for your kitchen
Makin' meals or dessert
You can find em in the
Wild all over the Earth
The magic ones are magic
The poison ones are tragic
N'even if it's yummy doesn't mean
That you can have it

(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) Oh he's a fun guy
(Fun fun guy) from forever to the present
Photoluminescent
Ain't no rookie who can boogie
Like a super fungi
We could be best friends forever