Watsky - 4AM Monday lyrics

I know why they call them labels
Because you have to fit a label
Now to fit a label but, If I'm a pussy
Then I guess I did my kegels
I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels
It kind of feels like middle
School again when they call
I think the majors can't decide
If I'll come play ball
If I can make them money
If I can dumb my shit down enough
Or do the dance i think it's kind of funny
They might be right
I'm shaped different like Toblerone
I turned down a quarter mil
To pitch a mobile phone
Cause, I believed that I can
Be more and walked away
And left my hand up in the air
Like I just shot the J
White rappers make it quicker if
We talk like stars hit the A-list
Cause you puffed on Ls and dropped your Rs
Let's pull some video out
Of 5th grade pageant
And compare the way you talked
Then to how you're rapping
You think you sound the same?
Or that you picked up the way to be
Real in somewhere TV-Land along the way?
If I just get 15 minutes
I'm gonna stay myself
And when that 16th minute comes
Then I won't hate myself
Maybe I'll never get signed
I'll fucking flatline
But nobody gets to raise
A banner during halftime win or lose
I always choose myself and place a bid
And make the same face on
Every play like Jason Kidd

It's almost 4AM monday in my room again
Got a crazy vision of a
Dream escaping from my pen
I'll be swinging going down
Fuck that noise, No way no how
You're listening to this song
But, I'm working on the next one now

If my goals are odd I take as a challenge
People seem confused by how I
Hope to use my talents could he be weird Al
Could he be Jimmy Fallon?
I tell them to imagine Mos
Def meets Woody Allen
Haters give me balance every
Kyle's got a Cartman
I know how failure tastes
I drink it straight from the carton
I always keep a gallon in
The fridge at my apartment
To remind me how it feels to
Drop the ball like Stevie Bartman
Believe me I want to achieve
It all by being me
It's too easy to be cheesy on TV or DVD
I'm seeking to sneak in
But, I'm weeping when I peep the scene
Cause, I'm knee deep in it and need
A TP roll to keep it clean
I'm digging for a deeper meaning
Cause beneath this skin is
A beating the temperamental heaving
Heart of gentle heathen
If you deceive us, homie that's so sad
I'll get more agro than the Aggro Crag
I'm Boney Boney leave me aloney
You know me well
Don't dwell on that Jabroni just
Cause that baloney sells
His flow is hole-y like the
Edge of abalone shells
I want to flow holy like matrimony bells